X-Men #4 (2019) - "Global Economics"
Jan. 29th, 2020 12:10 am
I want us to be telling positive stories about the characters, and… okay, here’s a tangential thing, but it illustrates the point: We’ve gotten a bunch of pitches in about X-Men stuff, right? As soon as I took over, we started getting pitches and all the pitches – not all, but a lot of the pitches were literally breaking stuff. It kind of proved my point: that what everybody is expecting to happen is for the other shoe to drop, and everything to not work, everything to go bad. The radical storytelling choice here of doing positive books where people don’t die feels like a radical choice. Which is hilarious, right? In your T+ entertainment arena? -- Jonathan Hickman

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Date: 2020-01-29 12:04 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2020-01-29 02:59 pm (UTC)On the other hand, this coalition is putting aside a LOT of moral differences in the name of mutant nationhood and unity, and it's vaguely hilarious to watch them pretend that isn't going to be a huge problem.
MAGNETO: "OF COURSE we mutants are your moral superiors. You humans destroy yourselves every few thousand years. Look at the Fall of Rome, where centuries of misrule led to the Dark Ages. Or look at the end of the Bronze Age, where we don't even know WHAT happened, but by PROCESS OF ELIMINATION, we can deduce it was another near-cataclysm brought on by human shortsightedness and--"
APOCALYPSE: "Oh, end of the Bronze Age? That was actually me."
MAGNETO: "um. uh"
APOCALYPSE: "And some other mutants almost destroyed everyone on Earth with that whole Phoenix thing, a few years back, but in their defense, the Avengers made them really mad first. Oh, and didn't you attempt a holocaust or two in your early days, Magnus?"
MAGNETO: "...My POINT is, humans can see what's coming for years and STILL not pull out of it, we may have a history of, uh, IMPULSES, but it's your ways that REALLY lead to disaster, Armageddon, world-breaking... apoca... you know, En Sabah Nur, your code-name is REALLY OFF-BRAND for the argument I'm trying to make here."
APOCALYPSE: "Agreed, that's why I now go by a version of **A** that no one else can pronounce."
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Date: 2020-01-29 04:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-01-30 04:18 am (UTC)Why? Because they were so tired of being killed over and over again by humans that they finally said, "Fuck you, we're going to be in charge now and if you don't like it, tough shit."
Because that sounds like a pretty reasonable thing for them to say.
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Date: 2020-01-30 10:11 am (UTC)Given some of their current line-up, it's the sort of set up which is likely to blow up in their face, probably literally, but at least it's a different approach to "Let us wait here for the latest assault on mutants"
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Date: 2020-01-29 12:16 pm (UTC)Also, I’m pretty sure those people are dead from blood loss.
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Date: 2020-01-29 01:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-01-29 01:35 pm (UTC)Laughing through the tears over here
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Date: 2020-01-29 08:27 pm (UTC)And Charles isn't a whole lot better, with "something that is rightfully ours"--what something, Krakoa? Global hegemony? If anything, him removing the helmet and "I love you, I'll always believe in you!" makes him creepier.
The direction this series is going in is fascinating, but I am genuinely lost as to who to root for or where this is all going to end up, and it's hard to forge emotional connections with the characters, in that sense.
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Date: 2020-01-30 04:19 am (UTC)They are dismantling harmful institutions by first taking control of them. You can't dismantle what you can't control.
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Date: 2020-01-30 11:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-01-30 03:49 pm (UTC)But the X-Men right now are basically encompassing roughly 5 or more different radical solutions to oppression at once and it makes things confusing. The mix and match nature of liberation is confusing things but kind of neat to see different perspectives playing out across the same movement instead of as opposite ideologies clashing.
The politics of the mutants themselves is a bit all over the place as well. Krakoa is basically a communist nation (to each according to their needs, from each according to their ability) but they're also working hard to dominate the human world through capitalism.
They also are taking a page from imperialism in Excalibur where Apocolypse (i'm sorry i can't type your new name) is encroaching on other "nations" and installing loyal puppet leaders.
X-Force is modeled after the CIA which OOF, not a group you should probably build your future around. But that's realpolitik in action.
It's all very interesting and messy and all of these threads are going to be pulled on at some point. I'm excited.
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Date: 2020-01-31 08:36 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2020-01-30 10:13 am (UTC)In a case like this, where your people's very existence is at stake, there are worse people to listen to.
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Date: 2020-01-29 11:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-01-30 12:06 am (UTC)Created by Mark Millar and John Romita Jr. in Wolverine Vol 3 issue 21.
Born with unnatural intelligence that let him mathematically prove the existence of The One Above All by thirteen (that ol' Mark Millar grasp of genius), and the mutant ability to turn people to stone, which curiously he tends not to use in favour of slicing people to bits with swords.
He joined The Hand at the age of eighteen, where he helped them capture and brainwash Logan, who when he got unbrainwashed killed Gorgon by turning him to stone.
Fast forward a few years, Baron Strucker resurrected him to help lead HYDRA, where he fought against Nick Fury's Secret Warriors, where he killed Phobos, a kid.
Since then he's mostly just bummed around leading HYDRA or Hand goons in their Plots of the Week, except for that week he cosplayed as Wolverine for Norman Osborn.
And for some reason Charles and Magneto don't think there's anything wrong with having this guy around.
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Date: 2020-01-30 12:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-01-30 03:04 pm (UTC)It's just... Gorgon was a member of HYDRA. Given Magneto's history, one would think he'd maybe have some stronger objections to just letting the guy breathe air.
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Date: 2020-01-30 09:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-01-30 12:09 am (UTC)At best he reminds me of the Brains from Futurama. "What killed the dinosaurs?" "MEEE!"
At worst he's pulling a Vandal Savage and he's taking credit for shit he didn't do.
This is the problem with immortal supervillains with plans of world domination; if they couldn't take over the world BEFORE there were superheroes everywhere then how are they gonna manage it now?
(Though TAFKAA did rule Egypt for a while so that puts him ahead of most. Plus, last time he had this many mutants on his side was the AoA world)
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Date: 2020-01-30 10:29 pm (UTC)To be fair, there were sorcerers and gods around many thousands of years in the past, and most of the latter and not a few of the former sit very high on the scale of superhuman power.
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Date: 2020-01-31 04:29 am (UTC)Also, while I'm aware of the Siren retcon, IIRC it was kind of a big deal when "Venus" shows up in the late 1940s because the Gods have been away for so long they became myths. Likewise with Thor, Herc, ect in the modern day.
But I wouldn't be apposed to a story where The Knights of the Round Table, Merlin, and some Eternals or whatever fight Apocalypse.
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Date: 2020-01-30 12:32 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2020-01-30 03:15 pm (UTC)It's something I have always known about Erik (Holocoust victim [or is it survivor?]) but when I try to describe Magneto it just does not pop into my head.
I think it's because Magneto being a jew is more a part of his history rather then something I see on panel which is a complaint I have about most non-athiest characters to be honest. Their relligion seems to be a point on a fact sheet rather than a part of their character. I'd love a panel of Magneto saying a quick prayer in hebrew before some occasion/event or other characters doing simillar for their religions.
Note: As always there are exceptions, Dust for example but I'd love more.
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Date: 2020-01-30 11:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-01-30 10:53 am (UTC)It's especially egregious considering that Mirage is repowered and on Krakoa. DANI FRICKING MOONSTAR IS RIGHT THERE! (Cannonball should also be up for the role, but with him in Shi'Ar space I can see why they might not pick him right now.).
If Dani Moonstar gives an order there isn't a New Mutant alive who wouldn't obey her instantly
If Illyana Rasputin gives an order there isn't a New Mutant alive who wouldn't look over to see whether Dani was going to obey first.
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Date: 2020-01-30 12:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-01-30 02:14 pm (UTC)Maybe that happened and she went back in time to tell herself that morning "They didn't really mean it"
Anyway, I expect shes a captain because she is the one magical field operative with a fairly okish record of being on the side of the Xavier/Cyclops/Magneto political block and toeing the line, while being powerful enough to kick Dormammu in the face until he dies. I can't really think of anyone else sufficiently powerful and loyal to keep reins on the arcane powers on Krakoa.
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Date: 2020-01-30 10:41 pm (UTC)Ororo, Dani Moonstar, Roberto da Costa, Kate Pryde, and probably Kurt Wagner would all be people I'd choose for field leadership positions before the other three listed. For that matter I'm having trouble thinking of *anyone* I wouldn't pick before Illyana. Maybe Kid Omega or Mystique?
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Date: 2020-01-31 12:24 pm (UTC)You're going to need at least one person who can tell Selene, Apokalypse etc what to do in an emergency involving arcane issues. And who can actually perceive what they get up to. The Demon Sorceress Supreme who kicked Dormammu in the face until he begged for his life can get the requisite minimum of respect there. The others can't.
The list of mutants with magical credentials whom the Xavier faction can rely on is pretty short. I think its just Forge and Illyana. Forge has other duties and is far less powerful than Illyana. Aslo she is more politically acceptable.
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Date: 2020-01-30 02:47 pm (UTC)I don't know why this grinds my gears, but there we are.
As for the mutants basically telling these guys to pound sand? Yeah, I'm with them. For decades they've been trying the other methods and it hasn't worked. Now they're a basically saying 'you know what, we're not playing by your rules any longer. We're our own thing and we're tired of trying to do it your way. We'll ask you to meet us half-way, here, but how things play out from here is YOUR choice.'
Yes, the mutants have had their hand is some dicey stuff. Who hasn't in the MU? Have they saved all of reality more than once? YES. Have they saved the planet more than once? YES. Have they saved tons of non-mutants, often with no thanks or credit? YES. Have they been the target of MULTIPLE GENOCIDES? YES. Are they cocky here? Sure they are. But they've kind of reached their limit, you know? I'm having a hard time feeling like they're out of line. There's a lot here to unpack about systemic racism and privilege, IMHO.
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Date: 2020-01-30 02:56 pm (UTC)Its starting to look increasingly like humanity in Scandinavia suffered near extinction during and immediately following the "ragnarok".
The period following the Bronze Age Collapse can certainly be called a dark age, and the first dark age doesn't look that pleasant either.
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Date: 2020-01-30 03:21 pm (UTC)My problem with the use of the term is it implies that there's this sudden loss of knowledge and culture, which was how it was presented for many years....the narrative that society (and by that again, we're only talking Europe and parts of North Africa) regressed into savagery and ignorance until the Renaissance came and made people smart. It's a reductive and honestly racist worldview, which is why it's been moved out of common usage.
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Date: 2020-01-31 11:32 am (UTC)