Vampirella: Nowheresville

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[kd_the_movie]

'Major" Eichmann.....with 4 stars as his rank insignia

[mastermahan]

Why the hell is the FBI director pulling a Basic Instinct on her subordinates? Even for a Vampirella comic that's gratuitous.

[donnblake]

It really is, but I kind of appreciate their complete non-reaction to it. I mean, they don't come off as professional by any means, but they're not being unprofessional in a way that has anything to do with her behavior.

[shadur]

Yeah, I got to that page and I wasn't even /looking/ for anything and I just went ".. where the absolute hell are her panties?"

[jeyl]

Hehe. On that second to last page, the artist pretty much traced Louis Gossett Jr's likeness from the 'Aces: Iron Eagle III' poster.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYTA1NTA4Y2YtNDViMy00Y2UxLTg4N2QtOTNhMDBmMzgyZDc5XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQ2MjQyNDc@._V1_.jpg

[mastermahan]

Ooh, good job spotting the swipe!

[shadur]

Tough luck, four-stars. If your god is as strict about things as you keep imagining with no excuses for trying to make the best of a bad situation, suicide's one of the mortal sins.

And if He /is/ the kind to forgive people who tried to do the best they could with the hand they were dealt, you've been slaughtering an awful lot of those without mercy or remorse.

Either way...

[shakalooloo]

Well, if he's lost his reflection he's already dead, right? Shooting himself in the head is merely destroying a soulless vampire. The undead can't commit suicide.

[krait]

So... this takes place in an alternate universe, I see.

The key difference compared to our own universe isn't the vampires; it's that clearly someone enacted strict laws against women wearing more than 3.5 ounces of fabric.

Wait a minute - is this a universe where the TSA took over the government?!