SUPERMAN: MAN OF TOMORROW #19

[superfangirl1]

At the watch tower. Clark and Bruce are having a heated argument. Then Superman and Batman are ambushed attacked by a cadre of evil Multiversal doppelgangers of Batmen and Supermen.

Comments

[beyondthefringe]

Dear Diary: Today, Batman spontaneously hugged me.

I wet myself.

Lois must never learn about this.

[cricharddavies]

Oh, come now. You really think Batman does things spontaneously?

[donnblake]

"I've been planning how I would hug you, if it ever became necessary, since the first time we met, Clark...

... I'm Batman."

[scorntx]

It's always secret contingency plans about how Batman would disable his teammates.
Never about anything else.

(Like what's the best restaurant for a first date, who sits on which side at the wedding, who's the best man if Dick's unavailable... that sort of thing.)

[cricharddavies]

Laugh if you will, but I find that entirely plausible.

[donnblake]

Now I'm imagining Batman as Bill Murray, stealing people's fries, wandering into house parties to do the dishes...

[reveen]

TFW you create a death trap to take away Superman's powers so you can beat him and then you realized that he's like six feet tall and ridiculously jacked.

[nyadnar17]

Right?!?

The idea that Clark ever gets randomly jumped or picked on is insane.

[zachbeacon]

I don't care if he is wearing a suit and glasses. Who looks at a 6′ 3″ barrel-chested guy and thinks "easy target"?

[scorntx]

Never mind that. He'll almost certainly be standing next to Lois Lane. Who sees Lois Lane and thinks mugging her is a good idea?

[bruinsfan]

I can see it happening in Gotham, where half the criminals are certifiably insane...

[silicondream]

Pretty much every criminal in the fictional United States? There's just something about her biology. Doesn't matter whether you're vandalizing a parking meter or falsifying an insurance claim, Lois Lane will stroll past and you will suddenly realize you've never properly explored the possibilities of illegal abduction.

Later, you will call her "my first mistake."

[silicondream]

Hence why All-Star Lex Luthor is also ridiculously jacked. He's thought of everything, just in case it comes down to an unpowered fistfight. Why didn't you, you pathetic excuse for a villain?

[gnarll]

Also, while red sunlight takes away his yellow sun enhancements... I never really believed thats going to put Clark at a human baseline biology.

Krypton had a ridiculously high gravity. It was basically a Super-Earth planet type. Don't know what Daxams native gravity was like, but they've evolved in a heavy gravity field for a long time now.

Kryptonians under red sunlight should still be strong and durable.

[zachbeacon]

Hugging!

[shakalooloo]

This is pretty much what should have happened to Batman Who Laughs and all those Dark Multiverse types.

[super_fly]

Ah, the Bill Murry tactic.