Jupiter's Circle #3

[lordultimus]

Comments

[tinygaylaura]

"You need to get a grip"

I mean...

It looks to me like that's what he was doing

[zachbeacon]

My mind went here...

https://youtu.be/BWrJpC8aBCI

[tinygaylaura]

I know when I'm making a decision that might change my whole life I always turn to the guy mopping up spilled booze behind the bar who doesn't even know my name

[zachbeacon]

Everyone knows bartenders are qualified therapists and aren't just saying what you want to hear so they can get tips and repeat business.

[dcbanacek]

:"So I tell him so utter nonsense, it ruins his life, he gives up being a hero and he comes in and drinks till the bar closes every day for the next 20 years... and they laughed when I told them my supervillain name was 'the Bartender'."

[blueprintstyles]

That's actually a pretty great villain

[reveen]

Lol at this fuckin guy just being like "haha cheating on my wife and three kids with a 19 year old go brrr"