Never Try To Troll Lex Luther

[superfangirl1]

From Dear DC Super-Villains.

Creator: Micheal Northrop

Comments

[tinygaylaura]

"if there's one thing we've learned it's that you don't fuck with Lex Luthor"

[cainofdreaming]

"No one fucks with Lex Luthor" is a cry for help. He might be a genius but the dating scene still confounds him.

[scorntx]

So all those fights with Superman, and then using some of his DNA to make a half-clone of him...
... is because Lex never managed communicating?

[viridian5]

It's the only way he could have a child with his significant other.

[tinygaylaura]

A relationship is the one thing he can't invent

Well, that and hair

[coldfury]

"The bathroom sink shares a pipe with the shower"? I'm no plumbertologist, but that sounds extremely unsanitary.

[blue_bolt]

I guess when they know everyone is going to bust out of prison, they stop bothering with basic sanitation. Why spend money on plumbing when you know that Ultrahumanite is just going to smash it next Tuesday?

[laughing_tree]

But that’s flashback to Lex living free — that definitely ain’t to prison bathroom — so apparently that attitude even extends to fancy multimillionaire’s homes in the DC Universe!

[bruinsfan]

Maybe he's a billionaire of the Howard Hughes variety?

"My shower repurposes wastewater from my sink so I can use the flouride in the toothpaste as an exfoliant!"

[cricharddavies]

It's nice to see a version of Luthor who has a sense of humor about himself.

[tcampbell1000]

I know, right? Between this and the piquant observation about optimism, this is one of my favorite Luthors ever.

[bmaryott]

I get the feeling Lex and the Joker BOTH end all their fan mail responses the same way.