Shang-Chi #6

[cyberghostface]

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[tinygaylaura]

:(

Everyone stop being so awful to Shang

[scorntx]

Next week: Shang-Chi is asked a question by a tourist he can't answer, and the Avengers - who have been following his every footstep the whole time - dogpile him, having finally determined that he's Crossed The Line.


-"We don't"-
"... because that's what you would do?"
"Because that's what I would do."
"... didn't you have a brother as recently as last year? Where is he, anyway?"
"Oh... uh.... um... he's... in space. Yeah..."

[zachbeacon]

Can't wait for the Punisher to come after him because he forgot to return a library book.

[deh_tommy]

Turns out the book actually contains his dad’s hit list and Punisher thought Shang-Chi was going to assassinate the people named within. Shang-Chi would later earn the ire of the Guardians of the Galaxy when an underling of his sister hid a kidnapped alien princess in his fish tank, whom he was about to unwittingly poison with fish food.

[zachbeacon]

Next Issue: Daredevil wants to talk about some unpaid parking tickets.

[super_fly]

"Shang-Chi, in your last twitter post you ended a sentence with a preposition..."

[jgraygaming]

Why is the dragon spitting a fireball backwards on that cover? Or is that coming from the Human Torch? I’m so confused!

[scorntx]

Judging by the direction, it looks like a fireball Johnny has thrown at the dragon made entirely of fire.

Which definitely sounds like something Johnny would do.

[super_fly]

"I'm helping!"

[mastermahan]

REED: Johnny, that's brilliant! Using your own flames to consume all the oxygen around the flame dragon so it can no longer exist!

JOHNNY: Ah, yes. That's definitely what I was trying to do. Certainly wasn't shooting fire without thinking.

[sinisterlink]

That cover makes it look like Reed is going right for a crotch punch. Rude.

[mastermahan]

REED: How do know he didn't just give up his brother to cover himself?

TONY: We don't.

STEVE: No, we do know, because Shang-Chi's more moral and honorable than the two of you put together. This is the guy who discovered his father was evil and *immediately* turned on him.

TONY: Are you still angry about Civil War?

REED: Or brainwiping you about our planet killing?

STEVE: Current? Mostly not noticing I'd been replaced by a Nazi. But Shang is still obviously not evil.

[reveen]

Oh, so the second the Avengers show up for a crossover, BANG alienated from his teammates and aliies, and has a new villain coming to wreck his shit. I see how it is.

I guess this is a metaphor for American foreign policy somehow.