X-Men Unlimited #13: Paradise Lost, Chapter 1: Unstoppable

[superboyprime]

"Having been X and lost, what does Cain become now? After years of back and forth and madness and sadness, he had become a member in good standing of the X-Men, and then while he's away dancing in Limbo, mutantkind gets everything they could have ever hoped for... and Cain can't be a part of that!" - Fabian Nicieza

Comments

[alliterator]

I love that this includes Rubbermaid. More room for Rubbermaid, please!

[tinygaylaura]

Hey y'all prepare yourselves for the Rubbermaid!

[lordultimus]

Um, what? Why exactly do they need to rely on a "Suicide Squad" for this? Isn't the whole point of Krakoa that they don't follow human rules anymore?

[donnblake]

Yeah this is, broadly, what I thought the Marauders were for. But I guess maybe they're in space now?

[lordultimus]

I mean, Emma literally waltzed into a courtroom to save Sabretooth of all people, I'm pretty sure the point is that the X-Men don't really care about PR anymore.

[tinygaylaura]

Deadpool just really wants to be able to say "Well well well...so this is the famous Suicide Squad" and Xavier owed him a favor

[iamrman]

Well, this has caught my attention. I was already interested because Juggernaut is in it, but Nicieza writing Deadpool again? Looks like I might have to sign up to Marvel Unlimited again!

[deh_tommy]

Thank fudge, a new arc. If we never see X-Men Green again, the better.

[tinygaylaura]

I will miss Sauron tho :(

[deh_tommy]

Look on the plus side, he can move on to better things.

[tinygaylaura]

He can return to his true passion

Turning people into dinosaurs

And draining life energy in his mad science tower in the Savage Land

[scorntx]

For a guy who named himself after the Tolkien character, Sauron sure doesn't hang out in enough evil looking towers.

[tinygaylaura]

He also needs to create more cursed magical rings

[scorntx]

He could at least hang out with a wizard.

[tinygaylaura]

He hung out with a sorceress when he ruled the Savage Land, does that count?

[scorntx]

Hmm.
Probably safest to say it does.
Just.

[tinygaylaura]

"Texas Twister, cowboy superhero Texas marshal"

Deadpool: *Xander Crews voice* I'm going to go ahead and assume that's as redneck-y as it sounds

[nyadnar17]

I really hope the next issue starts with her asking Spiderman why he has guns.

[blues32]

...okay, Deadpool has a point there. Rubber Made is a better way to phrase it.

[lbd_nytetrayn]

Why is this one all tall and thin-like?

[lordultimus]

It's a webcomic. Different format.

[bradygirl_12]

Texas Twister! So 1940s! :)

[arilou_skiff]

Is it just me or is Deadpool chonkier than usual?

[tinygaylaura]

Don't bodyshame him! :(

[lordultimus]

It's not an insult, Wade would love to be thicc!

[tinygaylaura]

Deadpool: Trying to sneak into a base to kill the goons there but I'm dummy thicc and they can hear my ass cheeks clapping as I approach