Suicide Squad: King Shark #3-4: The Wild Games

[superboyprime]

"His dad is the god of sharks. I guess that makes him, basically, shark Jesus." - Tim Seeley

Comments

[tinygaylaura]

Let her fuck the shark you cowards

[dan_ingram]

Err, do you know what shark skin is like?

[b_i_beast]

As the guy on Twitter said, it's smooth

[dan_ingram]

Yes, it is.

In ONE direction.

[super_fly]

Say it with me: Every shark is completely smooth no matter what angle you're touching it from

[dan_ingram]

As is often the case, reality disagrees with perverts ;)

[super_fly]

The perverts who think sharks aren't smooth as hell in every direction

[tinygaylaura]

Baby when its love if it's not rough it isn't fun

[dan_ingram]

Being male, I can't be certain, but I'm pretty sure sandpaper on a woman's lady bits is a deal breaker.

[arilou_skiff]

So this is Killing BItes?

It's just Killing Bites isn't it?

[skjam]

But how does Killing Bites work?

[arilou_skiff]

I don't know, but I expect they'll tell us.

Repeatedly.

[armycat23]

If we get a honey badger-girl nobody will convince me otherwise.

[iamrman]

Thus is ridiculous, I love it.

I picked up #12 because King Shark was wearing an adorable sweater on the cover. Then it turned out to be the final issue. :(

[cainofdreaming]

Shark Jesus doesn't sound like someone to be crossed.

*Ba dum tish.*

[tinygaylaura]

The right wing christian crowd are gonna crucify you for that pun

[dan_ingram]

So with Human Jesus, you eat parts of his flesh as sacrament.

...I don't wanna worship Shark Jesus now...

[super_fly]

So did Freedom Beast stop being a thing

Also are we meant to be hearing that song in the tune of Baby Shark, the one thing that would definitely drive anyone into a homicidal frenzy

[angelophile]

Wow. Those are some coloring choices, huh?