X-Men Unlimited #30

[superboyprime]

"I mostly just showed up because I was allowed to put the biggest X-jerks AND SAURON on a damn boat. Good times!!! Thanks to Gerry Duggan for setting up some awesome jerks for me to go ham with!" - Karla Pacheco

Comments

[alliterator]

Of course Namor would tell them to go to Wakanda. He loves to piss of T'Challa.

[cainofdreaming]

But who could T'Challa send them to mess with? Deadpool doesn't have a kingdom any more, but maybe T'Challa could sic them on Wade's favourite chimichanga place?

[erikred]

T'CHALLA: ...and there are over 27,000 of them simply clogging the skies and causing untold damage to anything in their path.
CURSE: And you'll give us a ship?
T'CHALLA: Of course.

HOURS LATER

BRAND: T'Challa, why is there a rogue pirate spaceship filled with mutants taking out all of our satellites?

[nyadnar17]

That last panel hit so hard. Namor is fucking great.

[numeronone]

Not like there's any...unpleasant history attached to those outfits that might piss of T'Challa, or indeed any indigenous person.

[blues32]

Sauron seems to be dressed like Crocodile Dundee. Who has he pissed off? People with small knives?

[numeronone]

Don't be absurd. People with small spoons, surely

[scorntx]

But they carved them from bigger spoons.

[blues32]

I see you've played knifey/spoony before...

[mastermahan]

NAMOR: You really think the power to command animals could possibly be of consequence to me?!

NATURE GIRL: Well, I...

NAMOR: No one ever dropped a whale on Namor! NO ONE!

[blues32]

"I don't care what you've heard or what other kings of Atlantis you've been speaking with!"

[windleopard2]

The real reason we don't have any DC/Marvel crossovers anymore is because DC will never let Marvel forget that moment.

[numeronone]

Or because the difference between 90s Aquaman and current Thor is mostly just levels of damp

[iamrman]

Sauron is still the only likable character then.

[lordultimus]

I'll admit, if this story is just X-Men Green getting beaten up and lectured by heroes for being stupid, it'll be much more enjoyable than the last one.

[deh_tommy]

Adam Conover appears from behind a bush to provide a lengthy explanation on why what Nature Girl and co. are doing is ultimately harmful to their goals.

[tinygaylaura]

Adam Ruins Murder

[blues32]

Since when did T'Challa have a posse of Panther-like clothed individuals?

Getting real sick of the idea that Nature Girl has the backing of nature. Most lack the needed intelligence for that. Those that have it are still short on compassion. Looking at you, octopus.

Why would they take the German Shepard to AFRICA?! What if it eat something it shouldn't or something eats it? And it's hotter than the poor pooch is used to! This is just irresponsible! You wouldn't leave a dog in a sweltering car, would you? Then why would you bring that dog to the African Savannah?!

T'Challa needs to call Xavier and get him to pick up his trash. And Sauron. Put them back in the damn pit where they belong and see if Sabretooth is as understanding of their "mission".

[cainofdreaming]

In reference to your first bit, since quoting is hard on tablet, the Hatut Zeraze has been around at least since Priest's run. Or from T'Chaka's time if we go in-continuity.

They just were outlawed by the Panther for a long while until Shuri reinstated them to attack Atlantis.

[thezmage]

I assume that Nature Girl's powers are brainwashing them to get their "approval" Maybe she'll have a reaction to learning this.

[blues32]

I can only hope, but Namor's words make me think the story is implying otherwise.

[agent8]

"And it's hotter than the poor pooch is used to! This is just irresponsible! "

I live in Arizona, that's pretty much my reaction to the people down here who have friggen Huskies and Malamutes.

[icon_uk]

I've been to Arizona, it was pretty much my reaction to the people who chose to live there AT ALL!

[blues32]

Oof, and I thought my parents' hairy dog had it bad in the summer. Still, unless they moved to Arizona with the dog, you can't really blame them. The dog is already there and no one is going to pay to have them moved to more comfortable areas.

[tinygaylaura]

Namor: I cannot condone what you are doing

Maybe Namor would approve more of their methods if they flooded a few countries

[blues32]

Namor is bound to not approve of the things he did last Thursday. He's prone to changing his entire mannerisms in each appearance.

[cainofdreaming]

And nowadays his entire attire too. *sniff* Please come back to us Imperius Speedo!

[super_fly]

He can't condone anyone else biting his style, is what it is

[numeronone]

Maybe this story is just "the Illuminati play pass-the-parcel with these weirdoes until someone finds a way to explain them there can't be any meaningful consequences to their actions since this comic is still published by a company owned by Disney"

[agent8]

so that person in the red skull-cap and sailor suite is supposed to be Nature Girl?

[blues32]

For some reason she had a secondary mutation where her hair fell out and the top of her head turned red. Actually, it was more of a black color originally. And one of her antlers were cut off by a human and apparently Namor felt the need to balance her out.

[lbd_nytetrayn]

I enjoyed this, perhaps more than I should. Getting some real Squirrel Girl vibes from the first and last pages, though.