Einstein Vs. Ninjas: Quite Possibilty the Most Awesome Thing That Ever Awesomed.

[proteus_lives]

Greetings True Believers! I thought I'd re-post some of my favorite all-time scans from S_D 1.0. I picked up this BOOM! one-shot "Ninja Tales" out a bargain bin on a whim several years back. And I opened it up only to experience 100% pure-awesome.

During WWII the United States of America has developed a super-weapon to end their blood-drenched conflict with the Empire of Japan. Informed of this deadly weapon, the Japanese Emperor dispatches his most deadly warriors to destroy it. Now the dreaded Shinobi have arrived at a top-secret military base in New Mexico to accomplish their nefarious deed.

.....Only one man can stop them.







Let the battle begin!






















It still floors me to this day. Egyptian Xeno-Math! Einstein for the win!!

Comments

[From: majingojira]

My god, that's awesome!

[From: crinos]

Truly a Renaissance man. Scientist, Martial artist, Alchemist, Einstein does it all.

[From: red_xera]

So ridiculous but so awesome.

[From: salamangkiero]

I have no words.Einstein as Science Warrior rocks so hard. Crowning Moment of Awesome if ever there was one. Normally, they reserve this for Tesla, but this is so much better.

Strangely enough, the feel of it reminds me of postmodern pulps/noir, along the lines of The Destroyer and Death Merchant.

[From: darkblade]

It'd have been more awesome if he stayed in the old man form through out.

[From: rhythmbandit]

That's what I was thinking. And it would have been cool if he used SCIENCE to fight the ninjas. But it was still awesome.

[From: cmdr_zoom]

"Never act incautiously when confronted by a little bald wrinkly smiling man."

[From: endis_ni]

It definitely remains Rule One for a reason.

[From: tanetris]

*wanders back from TVTropes*

Ughhh... What time is it? Dammit, I still have 6 more S_D posts from this morning to get through, plus whatever's been posted since then.

It is partially made up for that I had forgotten this Einstein vs Ninjas post and have now gotten to enjoy it for the second time.

[From: ravenous_raven]

hey, it's OSensei! *huggles photo*

[From: dorksidefiker]

Exactly! Always remember Rule 1!

[From: kiplingkat]

I am agape at how awesome it is. Thank you for posting!

I'm just trying to figure out if Einstein himself would be entertained by it.

P.S. Love Feynman as his lab assistant.

[From: proteus_lives]

I think he would be.

From all accounts I've read he had a great sense of humor.

[From: tacobob]

Yeah, over the years, I've spoken to a few older peeps who had met him, and they usually mention he was pretty friendly and had a good sense of humor.

[From: tsunamiwombat]

Einstein, Tesla, Da Vinci, and Issac Newton team up to save the world- NO, UNIVERSE. Someone write this comic NOW!

[From: proteus_lives]

Don't forget, they need Teddy Roosevelt for muscle.

Bully!

[From: ninjapeps]

adding Teddy Roosevelt is just overkill.

[From: busterella]

DO WANT.

[From: ravenous_raven]

hm, a little strange that Einstein looks a little Asian there, but really, that's just a pea-sized speed bump in this awesome scan