More Superdictionary entries

[sun_soraya]

A few Superdictionary definitions for your enjoyment. I checked the Tags and I think they haven't been posted yet, so here follow the usual crack and awesomeness~











Bees, always a pleasure...











Fifty bees. My god. (And what's with the Superdictionary's obsession with numbers anyway?)



... I think S_D doesn't wonder about that. *cough*



*waits for comments on this one*
I think the following two were posted at S_D 1.0, but not here so I just had to include them.







Tags:
char: atom/ray palmer, char: batman/bruce wayne, char: flash/barry allen, char: green arrow/oliver queen, char: green lantern/hal jordan, char: krypto the superdog, char: lois lane, char: robin/nightwing/dick grayson, in-joke: bees. my god., in-joke: crack, publisher: dc comics, title: superdictionary

Comments

[rordulum]

Krypto's clearly an idiot.

And Ollie's not too smart, either, if he thinks that's a sensible way to ring a doorbell.

[nezchan]

I'm reminded of when Homer joined the NRA, actually.

[freezer]

Clearly. :)

[elf]

It didn't say he thought it was a sensible way to ring a doorbell, just that he thought it was fun. (Whether that makes him an idiot is an entirely different issue.)

[zordboy]

I don't know, I think Ollie just does that to piss people off. It's his version of the old ring-the-doorbell-then-run game.

[grazzt]

Should have chosen the water over the wine, huh Robin?

[roxrox]

HAHA! I <3 that comment!

[grazzt]

Thanks. I'm glad someone else remembered that song.

[roxrox]

The scan of Dick driving off the cliff made me want to pee myself! Their expressions are hilarious!

And the atom knows how to talk to bees? That's incredible!

And Lois has a box on her head... they couldn't have thought of anything better to put in that box? (1... cut a hole in the box...) JK!

[taggerung301]

XD
*goes to watch the video again
justin timberlake on saturday night live = win

[jelly_ace]

Why do I get the feeling that Superdickery was involved in the placement of the box on Lois's head?

And does the Superdictionary have an entry on pricking?

[yaseen101]

I think I still remember that story from SD 1.0. It was hilarious crack then, I think Lois got her head transformed into a cat but it was all a hallucination on her part, plus she wears a METAL box over her head later on. No, Superman didn't cause her to hallucinate, I think it was some crazy Fortune Teller or something or Lana, can't really remember.

[roxrox]

hahah I also love the line "be careful of your skin, robin."

[nezchan]

We're all very concerned with Robin's skin, yes.

[stretchdude]

"And that's too many X when you are tiny" must become a meme. I demand it.

[mllesays]

Motto.

[lamashtar]

It's as many as five tens!

[arilou_skiff]

The "Whether" one?

TOO EASY!

[cainofdreaming]

So, in their spare time Ollie and Hal rustle ducks from poor farmers? Ey. You're doing the Robin Hood thing the wrong way, guys.

[leikomgwtfbbq]

I will never stop laughing at "put it with the other ducks." Or at "...and that's too many bees when you are tiny." Both need to become memes, like, yesterday.

(Also, we need more El Dragon love here.)

[perletwo]

I know "put it with the other ducks" is an icon already.

[sun_soraya]

Same here, I just love these sentences.

(I'll include El Dragon entries next time. :D )

Meme came and went

[lamashtar]

[levyrasputin]

... I am laughing like an idiot at that line about Aquaman and bananas.

Thanks a lot for sharing this epicity, seriously.

[sun_soraya]

XD No prob. And good to know I'm not the only one who keeps laughing at Aquaman and the banana.

[levyrasputin]

...you know those huge bananas people sometimes ride on the beach..?

well, the atlantean family riding that is only the less fucked up mental image I'm having right now and it just doesn't stop. XDDD
thank you again!

(adorable icon, btw...)

[darkblade]

That is a really strong tree to withstand Krypto's head like that.

[sun_soraya]

Heh, haven't thought of that. Maybe it's a kryptonian tree Superman planted somewhere?

[sistermagpie]

Why is everyone adorable and dim-witted in Superdictionary? They are adorable but not very smart.

[sun_soraya]

So true... a lot of love goes out especially to Batman & Robin and Atom. But not even the Superdictionary can make me find Ollie adorable. *is resistant*

[pyrotwilight]

5 TENS. Luthor will be PISSED.

[sun_soraya]

Maybe he'll steal 6 TENS of honey jars now.

[brat_princess]

Krypto does not have many accidents like that!

Well, yeah, he's not Hal Jordan.

[yaseen101]

LOL. I love that Duck's one. Why are Hal and Ollie stealing ducks anyway?

[nalanzu]

This is but one part of Hal's bizarre fascination with waterfowl. And toads. There are several panels detailing this theme.

Also....

[yaseen101]

Re: Also....

[lamashtar]

That's gonna have to go in my collection of 'Hal knocks himself out' scans..

Re: Also....

[sun_soraya]

I would love to see that collection posted. :D

[sun_soraya]

The toad entry features Hal, too. I'll have to post that one next time.

[bluejaybirdie]

It looks like the bee was offended by Atom's clumsy attempt to ask it for a date...and brought its whole hive to attack him!

[dejadrew]

"Quick! Take this duck! Take this bird which I totally did not just take back after putting it in the Batmobile as a prank! And if an angry masked man comes asking about the duck crap in his car, I was never here, you never saw me, this is your duck, you have known this duck all your life, and this duck has been here with you all afternoon! Please tell Batman this, or I am a dead duck! I will be dead because Batman will kill me!"

[zordboy]

30 comments and nobody's made any jokes about Robin wondering whether Batman will come?

Or is that just too easy and everyone's focussing on Lois putting a box on her head?

Oh, Superdictionary.

[sun_soraya]

30 comments and nobody's made any jokes about Robin wondering whether Batman will come?

Actually I was waiting for comments on that one, too. Maybe it's just too obvious?

[zordboy]

I would say so. SDers need a challenge.

[magnetic_regina]

I like the fact that they felt the need to include Clark and Perry going WTF? in the background of the box!Lois one.


But it is hard to eat bananas underwater.

Good... to... know... ?

[sir_mikael]

I wonder if the writer tested the underwater banana eating once and is expressing his frustration.


Anyway yeah more proof Superdictionary was created by people on drugs.

[jjgalahad]

See, Atom? When you sit with a bee on a flower, the other bees in her clan decide this means you are married and send 50 of her cousins to enforce said marriage by Bee Law (Shame on you for breaking that poor girl Bee's heart, Ray Palmer. Shame on you).

[eyz]

Oh man, I luuuuv these so much, I've been re-checking all of them thanks to our fantastic tag system :P