OH MY DARLINGS OF SCANS DAILY
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OH PARDON ME

I cannot help but observe that you look most bewildered by that Gaga minx. The bras, the blood, the dresses made of spandex and meat and rainbows – what does it all mean? Your eyes are hollow and shadowed from nights spent alone, wondering, wondering, your laptop clutched to your chest, waiting for her videos to reveal their meaning at last to you. Tears – are those…tears? Glistening there in your eyelashes like the tiny twinkling flashbulbs of paparazzi?
I take all the blame upon myself. You see, I have been so frightfully lacking in my duties of late. Who was there these last long weeks to methodically and scientifically summarize her music videos for the better understanding of the universe? Nobody, that’s who. But I’m here now. I came back for you. Here, dry your eyes on this McQueen gown, and sip on a little bub. It will all make sense soon.
I promise.



There, wasn’t that very very informative? :D Hopefully you will leave this post feeling the world just that much better organized. And if you’re a little monster like me and you wanna throw your paws up, ummmmm….
Can we have a dance party? Pleeeease? :D Post your faaaavorite and we will dance our little booties off together! For world peace!

THE END UNTIL SHE MAKES MORE VIDEOS YAYYY
(x-posted from my livejournal sketchblog/)
Part one can be found here!

I cannot help but observe that you look most bewildered by that Gaga minx. The bras, the blood, the dresses made of spandex and meat and rainbows – what does it all mean? Your eyes are hollow and shadowed from nights spent alone, wondering, wondering, your laptop clutched to your chest, waiting for her videos to reveal their meaning at last to you. Tears – are those…tears? Glistening there in your eyelashes like the tiny twinkling flashbulbs of paparazzi?
I take all the blame upon myself. You see, I have been so frightfully lacking in my duties of late. Who was there these last long weeks to methodically and scientifically summarize her music videos for the better understanding of the universe? Nobody, that’s who. But I’m here now. I came back for you. Here, dry your eyes on this McQueen gown, and sip on a little bub. It will all make sense soon.
I promise.



There, wasn’t that very very informative? :D Hopefully you will leave this post feeling the world just that much better organized. And if you’re a little monster like me and you wanna throw your paws up, ummmmm….
Can we have a dance party? Pleeeease? :D Post your faaaavorite and we will dance our little booties off together! For world peace!

THE END UNTIL SHE MAKES MORE VIDEOS YAYYY
(x-posted from my livejournal sketchblog/)
Part one can be found here!
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Date: 2010-09-29 02:24 am (UTC)are the son of GaGa
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Date: 2010-09-29 04:25 am (UTC)For this, you receive one blinged out Green Lantern image. :D
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Date: 2010-09-29 09:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-09-29 04:48 am (UTC)Whhhhhy thank you! XD
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Date: 2010-09-29 11:25 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-09-29 11:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-29 05:48 am (UTC)Favorite part: They sell her to this douche bag! (wii mote? metal jaw?!) Beautiful objectification! (pretty! hurr!)
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Date: 2010-09-29 11:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-09-29 05:49 am (UTC)BUT I'M NOT PUTTING ANY SONGS ON MY IPOD.
Anyway: I love these comics! X3
(p.s. I would totally read a story where Lady Gaga is a steampunk/dieselpunk dictator. Quickly, someone make a movie for her!)
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Date: 2010-09-29 02:48 pm (UTC)you know... if you put her Glee songs on there its not TECHNICALLY puting her songs on tehre :)
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Date: 2010-09-29 09:07 am (UTC)She ain't so bad, but everyone thinks she is and makes a whole lot of shit about her that don't matter.
Lady Gaga=<3 + WTF
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Date: 2010-09-29 11:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-29 10:34 am (UTC)(I seem to recall you like gifs)
And oh, I'll just leave this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTFh8LCBZeQ
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Date: 2010-09-30 12:47 am (UTC)eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
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Date: 2010-09-29 02:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-29 08:54 pm (UTC)*throws up scorpion claws*
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Date: 2010-09-29 03:16 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-09-29 07:14 pm (UTC)I'll stick with Cyndi.
*hums Girls Just Wanna Have Fun*
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Date: 2010-09-30 01:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-29 08:01 pm (UTC)While we're on the subject: Lady Gaga Kidnaps Commissioner Gordon
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Date: 2010-09-30 01:03 am (UTC)It melted.
I-I love you too, Knives. ;_;
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Date: 2010-09-29 08:23 pm (UTC)Is she confused? Does she think all Mexicans are the same person? Is his name Aljandro, or Fernando, or Roberto or or or or
I don't care, I love her and have no shame.
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Date: 2010-09-30 01:05 am (UTC)I don't care either, I love her, and shame has no place in Scans_Daily! :D
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Date: 2010-09-29 08:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 01:06 am (UTC):D
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Date: 2010-09-29 09:06 pm (UTC)(Especially with leather-clad men having sexy dance fights.)
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Date: 2010-09-30 01:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-29 09:19 pm (UTC)The fact that she looks like Tora/Ice (especially starting around the 5:38 mark) and that the men all have bowl cuts like Guy Gardner used to have doesn't help. With anything.
(Yes, there is fanart but I don't know where it is or how to post it.)
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Date: 2010-09-30 01:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-09-30 01:08 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-09-30 08:23 pm (UTC)GIFSoup
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Date: 2010-10-01 04:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 09:03 pm (UTC)THE WAIT WAS SO LONG
these are still totally amazing, i love the explanation of the monster paws
(though psst i think they were beer cans)
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Date: 2010-10-01 04:15 am (UTC)(hmmm, do they let you drink beer in jail?)
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Date: 2010-09-30 09:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-01 04:16 am (UTC)What? Who?
Date: 2010-10-03 03:52 am (UTC)