OH MY DARLINGS OF SCANS DAILY
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scans_dailyOH PARDON ME
I cannot help but observe that you look most bewildered by that Gaga minx. The bras, the blood, the dresses made of spandex and meat and rainbows – what does it all mean? Your eyes are hollow and shadowed from nights spent alone, wondering, wondering, your laptop clutched to your chest, waiting for her videos to reveal their meaning at last to you. Tears – are those…tears? Glistening there in your eyelashes like the tiny twinkling flashbulbs of paparazzi?
I take all the blame upon myself. You see, I have been so frightfully lacking in my duties of late. Who was there these last long weeks to methodically and scientifically summarize her music videos for the better understanding of the universe? Nobody, that’s who. But I’m here now. I came back for you. Here, dry your eyes on this McQueen gown, and sip on a little bub. It will all make sense soon.
I promise.
There, wasn’t that very very informative? :D Hopefully you will leave this post feeling the world just that much better organized. And if you’re a little monster like me and you wanna throw your paws up, ummmmm….
Can we have a dance party? Pleeeease? :D Post your faaaavorite and we will dance our little booties off together! For world peace!
THE END UNTIL SHE MAKES MORE VIDEOS YAYYY
(x-posted from my livejournal sketchblog/)
Part one can be found here!
I cannot help but observe that you look most bewildered by that Gaga minx. The bras, the blood, the dresses made of spandex and meat and rainbows – what does it all mean? Your eyes are hollow and shadowed from nights spent alone, wondering, wondering, your laptop clutched to your chest, waiting for her videos to reveal their meaning at last to you. Tears – are those…tears? Glistening there in your eyelashes like the tiny twinkling flashbulbs of paparazzi?
I take all the blame upon myself. You see, I have been so frightfully lacking in my duties of late. Who was there these last long weeks to methodically and scientifically summarize her music videos for the better understanding of the universe? Nobody, that’s who. But I’m here now. I came back for you. Here, dry your eyes on this McQueen gown, and sip on a little bub. It will all make sense soon.
I promise.
There, wasn’t that very very informative? :D Hopefully you will leave this post feeling the world just that much better organized. And if you’re a little monster like me and you wanna throw your paws up, ummmmm….
Can we have a dance party? Pleeeease? :D Post your faaaavorite and we will dance our little booties off together! For world peace!
THE END UNTIL SHE MAKES MORE VIDEOS YAYYY
(x-posted from my livejournal sketchblog/)
Part one can be found here!
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Date: 2010-09-29 08:54 pm (UTC)*throws up scorpion claws*
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Date: 2010-09-30 12:48 am (UTC)