You know what we need after Kori's new look? Some equal opportunies objectification!

[icon_uk]

And Joe Phillips is always ready to oblige gawdblessim.

Normally, I'd wait for the weekend for this, but after the rather blatant efforts on "Red Hood and the Outlaws" I think we need a little counterbalancing action, don't you?

I'm indebted to northstarfan for pointing out a site to me, where Joe has a gallery showcasing his "Beefcake Heroes" collection (Warning, vaguely NSFW... unless your place of work doesn't mind you ogling guys getting their tops off on company time in which case... you lucky bugger you!)


Now I know that Joe Phillips isn't necessarily to everyone's taste, so if you'd like to share your own preferred take on the male form, go to it my pretties! (Oh god, that means SOMEONE is going to post nude Deadpool or something!!)

This has been seen before I think, but it sets the tone nicely...



(Incidentally, has anyone got any idea what's happened to Dick's tag, it now reads char: dick grayson/robin/nightwing/batma which doesn't match our usual format, but has somehow become the one that appears HISTORICALLY as well as currently)

Definitely some First Class X-Men here. I think Hank would be a bit beefier (and hairier) than he is here, but for Warren's smug little smirk and Bobby's adorable expression I'll overlook such things!



Okay, it doesn't look much like how I picture Peter Parker, but I'll forgive it that because that smile is just so damned cute!



This appears to be a hybrid of Hal and Kyle... I'd dub him "Kal", but that might get confusing so let's call him"Hayle"



I adore the speedo designs here!



Steve is looking VERY nice here! (and also VERY pleased to see someone (I think it might be Tony)



There's more at the gallery of course, so do drop on by!

And for legality, a published page from "Marvel Swimsuit Special" featuring Quasar having a day off, courtesy of Greg Capullo...

Comments

[shadowpsykie]

Oh Hai guys :3

[shadowpsykie]

mmmm Timberwolf and Beast... i like my fuzzies :D

[icon_uk]

His Batman is also nicely furry.

[shadowpsykie]

teehee

oh Icon... why you so naughty? :D

[ian_karkull]

Yeah, the Full Brazilian on 98% of the guys is a little off putting, so it's nice to have some actual men amongst the life sized Ken dolls.
I especially love the patterning on Timber Wolf's chest. I knew a guy with hair like that. Soo smooth... *le sigh*

[shadowpsykie]

like soft downe.... ;)

[icon_uk]

Fur is nice....

[ian_karkull]

Not gonna lie, adolescent me has spent hours fantasizing about what it'd be like to touch Kurt.. everywhere. Ah, hormons. Miss Witherspoon has the right idea here.
That this takes place in the "Mushroom", my favourite new hot contender for Most Sugesstively Shaped Building makes it all the more hilarious.

[webbgirl]

Heh. You weren't the only one who was thinking about stroking Kurt's fur. :)

[suzene]

Motto!

[blackruzsa]

Same.
At age 8.
Don't judge me.

[endis_ni]

The Blythe Spirit flashback caught my brain at the same moment as I was speculating on Kurt's...textures. So very confused right now!

[salinea]

Bless you :D

[icon_uk]

My pleasure... literally! ;)

[crabby_lioness]

I've never crushed on Strange before but... fanfic calls.

[icon_uk]

"Bibbity... Bobbity... BOING!"

[kenwyn89]

Heh heh, there's a place called Hayle near where I grew up. Next time I go by I'll be thinking of this...

[icon_uk]

As long as you keep paying attention to the road if you're driving!

[biod]

That's a rather odd outline on Pete's lower stomach there. I wonder what it could be from. . ?

[icon_uk]

I believe those are the iliac arteries, which can be quite pronounced on people (See this Jared Leto pic just as one found at random)

[ian_karkull]

The faces are a little wonky and everyone's perfectly shaved and waxed everywhere which is so not my things, but hey, perfectly shaped naked dudes, so I ain't complaining... much.

[icon_uk]

Absolutely, I like a little more hair at least SOMEWHERE on the body myself*, and they may be a little Ken-like, but at least they're CUTE Ken-like guys!

* I'm sparse on the chestal area hair myself, but have at least got a decent amount on arms and legs.

[ian_karkull]

I have such a thing for body (and facial) hair everywhere it's not even funny. Hearing about all the guys who almost compulsively shave everything is almost depressing.
Oh well, time to put on a flanell shirt and hit the bear clubs.

[kenn_el]

Hayle should be the next Green Lantern Corps member!

[icon_uk]

Provided that's as far as his costume goes, I'd vote for him!

[whitesycamore]

Did someone say nude Deadpool? No?

Well, this will have to do then.

[akodo_rokku]

Is Kori's new look really all that different? She's been pretty stripperific since day one.

Which means you need like 30 more years of half-naked dudes to compensate!

[icon_uk]

I never thought I'd say that I thought her original George Perez costume looked tame in comparison to just about anything short of actual nudity, but the upper body armour is now almost completely missing, aside from the two small pieces which keep her breasts lifted. (Frankly, it just looks VERY uncomfortable)

This is her current costume after all. There's about twice as much material from the knees down than there is in the entire rest of her costume.

[akodo_rokku]

Having just read Red Hood and the Outlaws... I think complaining about the costume may be missing the point.

[eyz]

The same costume under Perez looked classy~
Kinda like something out of an old pulp/scifi TV serial.
Then, other people started drawing her making the fabric always smaller and using odd sexiest angles and poses.... ugh..

[sherkahn]

It's a wonder no one has used this recent pic to .... inspire.

[icon_uk]

Tattoos are a major turn off for me, so you're on your own with that one...

[whitesycamore]

I'm inspired.

[ian_karkull]

Tom Hardy can never be naked enough.

[salinea]

Yum!

[superfangirl1]

The first one with nightwing is my new screen saver. Yummy. <3

[heckfire]

Not really my thing, but after what DC did to Starfire, a little bit of happiness is most definitely appreciated.

[autumn_lily]

I'll be in my bunk!

[suzene]

Very welcome; it was no hardship. ;)

BBL, perving over Brainy and Kyle.

[meicdon13]

Oh, Timberwolf. Why so sexy ♥