The big gay love of Emma Frost and Angelica OMG DID EMMA JUST KILL A HORSE?

[seriousfic.insanejournal.com]

Shockingly, this wasn't written by Chris Claremont. I can't explain it either.





She telepathically manipulates Firestar's love interest so that she is, in effect, dating Firestar herself. OH, EMMA.

(On a sidenote, lotta teens running around who drop casual references to Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers in conversation?)

Of course, there's only one way this can end:



Second-to-last-panel: "Miss Frost, why are you drooling?"

AND SHE KILLED FIRESTAR'S HORSE! That's so evil it actually loops back on itself and becomes a crowning moment of awesome. It should clearly be referenced all the time.

Kitty: You tortured me!

Jean: You brainwashed me!

Firestar: And you killed my horse!

Scott: Ladies, please, Emma is a reformed... wait, what was that last one?

Emma: That horse had it coming, Scott.





Don't worry, Firestar, I'm sure a lot of people would "toss around microwave blasts" if they thought about the love you have for Emma.



Geez, keep it in your ridiculously small pants, Frost.

But of course, it can't all be mindgames and cunnilingus. Firestar tumbles to Emma's deception and the break-up is not amiable.



You can tell she's thinking "Bollocks, I just got done with the last round of plastic surgery!"

Comments

[lieut_kettch.insanejournal.com]

And THAT was the real reason Vance and Angelica's wedding was called off.

[seriousfic.insanejournal.com]

Best bachelorette party ever? Best bachelorette party ever.

[halloweenjack.insanejournal.com]

I think that a bachelorette party has to have more than one other attendee, besides the bachelorette.




...or did it?!?!?!ZOMGLOLDR00L

[volksjager.insanejournal.com]

I luved how you found out Emma got nose job years later.

[volksjager.insanejournal.com]

I luved how you found out Emma got nose job years later.

[cainofdreaming.insanejournal.com]

Emma Frost. Causes horses to have heart attacks.

Now why does that sound kinda dirty to me?

[unknownscribler.insanejournal.com]

Why do the PTBs gotta be haters?

[angelophile.insanejournal.com]

Horse had it coming.

[(Anonymous)]

Emma had it for Angelica, Storm for Kitty, Collossus for Kitty too, Deathstroke for Terr. The Eighties were the Comic Age of Jailbait.

[halloweenjack.insanejournal.com]

Professor X had it bad for Jean Grey back in the day. "It's no use, he sees her/He starts to shake and cough"

MY FACE!!

[martinredmond.insanejournal.com]

Awesome, this is the ice queen I remember and love. <3

[martinredmond.insanejournal.com]

Sorry for the spam. I don't know if it's been covered, but speaking of frost and innuendo, Saturnyne (disguised as Courtney Ross) and Kitty taste cake FROSTing in a very suggestive manner in Excalibur# 24. We read that back then and we were like wth is that scene about?

[surlytmpl.insanejournal.com]

...Butter Rum? Seriously?