Shocker Has a Medical Condition

[shakalooloo]

Luckily, his good friend Batroc is here to provide aid on a big score to cure what ails him! Sure do hope no Wakandan royal guard try to stand in their way.









And at the Bar With No Name, how come veryone's so cosy with freakin' Crossbones?

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[cyberghostface]

“We’re withholding the cure for cancer, why would we help with your back pain? We’re in the business of letting people suffer and business is a-boomin.”

[b_i_beast]

And at the Bar With No Name, how come veryone's so cosy with freakin' Crossbones?

Not to mention Sin, the Red Skull's daughter.

[akodo_rokku]

Also when did Sin get her face put back on?

[cyberghostface]

Kobik fixed it.

[beyondthefringe]

Say what you want, but Nazi gold spends as well as any other currency in the Bar With No Name, and Crossbones has a very hefty expense account.

Or something.

[cainofdreaming]

"Hey, remember that time you woke up a Norse deity and almost got us all killed in an Asgardian apocalypse? Because we sure don't, apparently."

[blues32]

Who is sitting awfully close to Mysterio, who betrayed her when she had been using his skills to mess with Old Man Logan and to amuse herself by having him turn her minions into superheroes and then shoot them. You'd think she'd still be sore about that.

[huntleyhaverstock]

Taskmaster and Black Ant, sure, but there's no freaking way Flint Marko casually drinks with Nazis. The man has standards.

[blues32]

Oh, c'mon, Marvel. Schultz wouldn't be that clumsy with his vibro gauntlets. He wears that costume for a reason. Don't be messing with his vertebrae. Cut him some slack. He already gets so little respect.

[sabertoothlotus]

HE gets himself beat up regularly enough that I'm sure he has all kinds of back problems. And knee problems. Probably wrist and shoulder pain, too. I wonder how many concussions he's had?
After a while, you'd think that being a super-villain would stop being appealing to a guy like that. The tech he has could make him a millionaire if he got it patented and sold to the right people.

[blues32]

Probably not too many concussions. That costume and the vibration shield take most of the hits.