WildC.A.T.s # 6: Only Batman Could Eat French Fries Menacing

[superfangirl1]

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[angelophile]

Eating like a pig and talking with your mouth full, Bruce? Alfred raised you better than that.

[lbd_nytetrayn]

"Alfred's not here right now."

[scorntx]

"I wouldn't turn around, then."
"Pfft, please. Don't try to be scary, Clark. It never works."
"Master Bruce... a word."
"... eep."

[beyondthefringe]

There's really no good reason for this to take place on Earth-0 instead of an Earth-Wildstorm.

[cainofdreaming]

Well, except for the fact that then the real Wildstorm characters would put these imposters down.

[remial]

"it was either that or I put you in my electric massager"

"wait, that was an option?"

[super_fly]

"I just checked all the places that claim they serve the best apple pie. Naturally I visited each of them one by to try them out myself. Their claims were exaggerated, in my opinion. Then I came here."

[sabertoothlotus]

I understand that Fairchild here is meant to be an actual child. What I don't understand is why she also looks like a little person, rather than y'know, a child.

[scorntx]

It's two of the greatest challenges most comic book artists have:
Being able to draw human female anatomy realistically, and being able to draw children.

So mixing them is what is known scientifically as the "double whammy".

[mastermahan]

All of these Wildstorm characters seem like poor imitations or are outright unrecognizable. Fairchild and Majestic as children, Deathblow in Spartan's body - these are outright new characters.

Except Ladytron, who's still the same crazy horny punk cyborg as when Alan Moore first created her. Bless you, Maxine, don't ever change.