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Okay, it sounds bad to refer to a twelve-year-old as Bruce Wayne's personal possession, but keep in mind--this was the 1960s. As long as you gave the taxman his due, you could buy an adolescent boy, no problem. Didn't you watch Mad Men?

"I swear, the next person who so much as touches the Batmobile's hubcaps is getting beaten to death by a crowbar!"