Now I'm imagining the Joker threatening to kill all of Daredevil's loved ones.
"So... girlfriends?" "Dead, dead, insane and dead, drug addict and dead, KGB-trained master spy who would fuck you up, and multiply dead-and-resurrected assassin who would definitely fuck you up."
"Family?" "Dead. Including my fake twin brother made real through cosmic shenanigans."
"Business partner?" "Oh, he's been dead a few times. And there was a cancer thing..."
"How about I just reveal your secret identity to the world, blow up your home and place of business, get you disbarred...?" "Funny story..."
Depends whether the Spidey-sense is a sort of intuitive hyperawareness or actual precognition, I guess, and I think both have been floated as explanations at various times.
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Date: 2023-12-17 03:59 am (UTC)"So... girlfriends?"
"Dead, dead, insane and dead, drug addict and dead, KGB-trained master spy who would fuck you up, and multiply dead-and-resurrected assassin who would definitely fuck you up."
"Family?"
"Dead. Including my fake twin brother made real through cosmic shenanigans."
"Business partner?"
"Oh, he's been dead a few times. And there was a cancer thing..."
"How about I just reveal your secret identity to the world, blow up your home and place of business, get you disbarred...?"
"Funny story..."
"Do you have Black Panther's number???"
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Date: 2023-12-17 04:05 am (UTC)There are less painful and humiliating ways to die, Joker.😁
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Date: 2023-12-17 04:20 am (UTC)"Holy shit, you're nuttier than I am!" *runs back to Gotham*
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