Forever War: GI Joe 138

[knight_moves]

Well, let's enjoy some lesbian subtext on the downhill slope.







Y'know, I can't help thinking that sending in someone who has night terrors that cause her to wake up screaming that she's really undercover and making her think she killed two of her friends... isn't the greatest way to run an operation.



So, friends, is Scarlett and Zarana our Ashley Madison ship while she and Snake Eyes are on break? I'm told that two people continually threatening and insulting each other is a sign they want to bone.



Couldn't leave this out. Cobra Commander calls his enemies a malewife and a nag. Mean!



Man, they're really starting to take that 'Wild Bill' thing literally, aren't they?



Identifying your enemy by her perfume? Very straight.

Destro and Baroness set the castle to the midway point between 'Cobra' and 'Destro,' resulting in it Rubik's Cubing around (just go with it). Scarlett saves DBJ's life.



I'm told that two people being friendly with each other and saving each other's lives is a sign they want to bone.





Everyone involved races to the top of Castle Desbra, where Destro and Baroness hope to be extracted by the Joes (are they just on the team now? I guess).





She knows he loves her because he stabbed her without killing that. That's... mostly heartwarming. I'd keep Dr. Biggles-Jones's number, though.



"Sir, can I interest you in a gently used car?"

"I am a car!"

"D'oh!"

Comments

[blues32]

Megatron has looked better.

[shakalooloo]

He only recently got over a serious break-up.

[angelophile]

I see what you did there.

[zylly]

Megatron's last appearance in the Transformers continuity had him aboard (and at the time, seemingly deactivated) the crashed Ark spacecraft (a new crash. Not the original 84 crash). So yeah, he's a bit rough.

[cainofdreaming]

I'm told that two people continually threatening and insulting each other is a sign they want to bone.

Ah, so CC and Destro..?

[beyondthefringe]

They got… close when they were on the run together so many issues ago…?

Also, enter Transformers, Generation Two. Exit common sense and the last lingering moments of sanity.

[thezmage]

That is what the GI Joe episode of Community established

[mazway_75]

Cobra Commander openly asking the giant clearly evil robot "have a minute?" is hilarious.

[shakalooloo]

"Can we talk?"

...

CHOOM!!!

[lbd_nytetrayn]

Funny you should say that..

[lbd_nytetrayn]

If you timed this post for the 40th anniversary of Transformers on purpose... well done.