Conan the Barbarian #27

[iamrman]

Know this, O readers... These pages are from the second Marvel Conan Omnibus. I skipped the first volume because I don’t like Barry Windsor-Smith’s sub-Kirby art style in the early issues. John Buscema Conan Best Conan.

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[tcampbell1000]

"GET HIM! HE HAS THE RUBY!"

[Conan kills like a dozen men as he retreats]

"HE'S GOT THE RUBY! GET HIM GET HIM!"

[Conan vanishes into a wall]

"Well, he couldn't have had the ruby or he would've traded it for his life. You took one look at that guy and you could tell: the prospect of getting killed by us really intimidated him. So...YOU'VE got the ruby, Suwaan! Let's strip-search her, that shouldn't take long!"

"No go, this is the 1970s and the Comics Code Authority still has some teeth. Killing her's fine, though!"

[Suwaan ded]

"ONE OF *US* MUST HAVE THE RUBY! KEEP KILLING EACH OTHER UNTIL WE GET IT!"

[blueprintstyles]

You just made a high-brow Robot Chicken sketch

[huntleyhaverstock]

I feel like Suwaan didn’t exactly have an abundance of places to hide anything in that outfit. I mean, neither did Conan…