Date: 2010-09-05 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] falseaesop
Really this is Johnny's own fault. Never drink something Reed Richards hands you in a test tube... even if it has a bendy straw.

Date: 2010-09-05 09:24 pm (UTC)
kamino_neko: Tedd from El Goonish Shive. Drawn by Dan Shive, coloured by Kamino Neko. (Uuuh)
From: [personal profile] kamino_neko
4 words in that sentence are unnecessary. Either 'Reed Richards hands you' or 'in a test tube'...either works.

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Date: 2010-09-05 09:28 pm (UTC)
yaseen101: (Default)
From: [personal profile] yaseen101
Is it a problem that I wouldn't have had a problem drinking that water even if I had known it had been made from urine?

I mean, I know I lose a few points because I did Science Stream in high School, but c'mon! All the icky stuff have been removed, it's clean!

Date: 2010-09-06 01:53 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] eightleggedbeast
It happens a lot with water supplies in cities, too.

Date: 2010-09-05 09:33 pm (UTC)
nezchan: Toony version of me, more or less (Default)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
Um....nature converts urine back to water all the time. The water you drink has probably been through a number of creatures' bladders at one time or another. Basically run it through a distilling process, remove the salts and other impurities, and there's no problem.

Date: 2010-09-05 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] falseaesop
Whether its stirile and safe to drink isn't really the issue. He made Johnny drink his pee, ok, just the hydrogen dioxide separated from his pee, but stll, that H20 was inside Reed's bladder. Knowing Reed, probably not less than 5 minutes ago.

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Date: 2010-09-05 11:05 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jlroberson
He wouldn't have been in trouble had it been a DUNE reference.

And Jesus, ultimate Reed. EVER HEARD OF NASA? They have these suits that have done this for over 40 years. Look into it. I hate ultimate Reed. he's like regular Reed if he were a moron who never does any research or planning.

Date: 2010-09-05 09:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] blackruzsa
This would be tons of help in third world countries, and seriously, it being urine wouldn't bother us.

We eat dogs, innards, brains, blood---

Date: 2010-09-05 09:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] yaseen101
No lie. I found fish brain to be an awesome delicacy, after being cooked of course.

I'm from South East Asia and I imagine a lot of people would consider my habits to be icky.

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Date: 2010-09-05 09:41 pm (UTC)
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~Reed Richards Science Incorporaaaateeeddd~

"So, new ground rules for the Tower. One: No more making various drinks out of your bodily fluids."

"Look, you people can not put some antiquated "Rules" on science. It must move forward in order to-"

"How did making ketchup our your own blood and semen benefit science in any possible way? The only people you benefited are either in prison or on the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist."

"Two: No more messing with Ben by saying you can fix him"

~flash cut~

"Ben! I've finally completed a cure for your transformation! Just stand in this machine and hold on!"

~Ben excitedly stands in the machine as it powers up, it build more and more power until....it fails~

"Well Ben....it would work...if you wanted it enough. I guess you just want to stay as an ugly deformed rock monster. Jesus, that's what I get for trying."

~flash cut~

"Three: No more making robots of people. It's getting really creepy honey."

"I don't see what you me-"

~Robo-Wanda walks in~

"REED ~BEEP~ I AM HERE ~BEEP~ TO USE MY CHAOS MAGIC ~BEEP WHIR~ ON YOUR BODY. ~BEEP~ WILL YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE AGAIN~ BEEP~"

"I...uh haven't really worked out all the kinks...."

"Oh you've worked out some kinks alright!"

~studio audience laughs~

"And finally: Remember to pick the kids up from now on. Need I remind you of what happened last time you forgot to spend time with Franklin?"

~flash cut~

"Daddy...daddy doesn't love me...."

"Yeah...that sucks kid. Sup I'm Onslaught, wanna hang out!"

"Well....my daddy"

"I've got tons of candy."

"Daddy never mentioned strangers with candy! Yaaaay"

Date: 2010-09-05 10:37 pm (UTC)
awful_underscore: Alphonse Mucha, Hamlet 1899 (Default)
From: [personal profile] awful_underscore
But it's water now!

Date: 2010-09-05 11:40 pm (UTC)
jarodrussell: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jarodrussell
Les Stroud totally did this on Survivor Man once.

Date: 2010-09-05 11:47 pm (UTC)
seriousfic: (Default)
From: [personal profile] seriousfic
But... urine is already sterile.



You can drink it!

Date: 2010-09-06 12:53 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] valtyr
It's sterile in the bladder. The urethra? Not sterile.

I suppose Reed could have teleported the urine from his bladder.

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Date: 2010-09-06 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] point5b.livejournal.com
I didn't immediately realize this was supposed to be [i]Ultimate[/i] Fantastic Four - the artist is seriously going for a 616 Reed, there.

And yes, recycling urine has been done for decades. I thought the issues that ended with them doing things like testing miniaturization-beams as a solution to urban crowding were a bit over-the-top, but that's better than this silliness.

Besides, since when does Ultimate Reed act so badly socialized?

Otherwise...I like the art.

Date: 2010-09-06 02:39 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] autohobbs
Reed Richard, bases major decisions on technically untested mathematical theories, sides with completely unethical laws, and now ticks you into drinking his urine(Well, what was once his Urine). Anymore proof needed this guy's a jerk?

Date: 2010-09-06 02:45 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] autumn_lily
This reminds me of the scene from Real Genius.

Date: 2010-09-06 04:17 am (UTC)
selke: (Default)
From: [personal profile] selke
I need to use that "acting socially unacceptable" next time I'm in the gaming store.

Date: 2010-09-06 05:54 am (UTC)
stubbleupdate: (Default)
From: [personal profile] stubbleupdate
Ultimate Reed Richards doesn't have a bladder or any other form of traditional internal organs.

Date: 2010-09-06 07:52 am (UTC)
digitalraven: (Default)
From: [personal profile] digitalraven
Continuity? In an Ultimate book?

Hah!

Date: 2010-09-07 01:25 pm (UTC)
valtyr: (Default)
From: [personal profile] valtyr
Maybe it was urine he'd saved from before the accident.

Date: 2010-09-06 06:07 am (UTC)
mullon: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mullon
Clearly he knew what it would be like, otherwise he would have drunk it himself like a good Mad Scientist.

And you'd hink by now he would stop using his friends as guinea pigs.

Date: 2010-09-06 06:15 am (UTC)
autohobbs: (Hobbie1)
From: [personal profile] autohobbs
Reed Richards, learn from his mistakes? Never!

Date: 2010-09-06 01:27 pm (UTC)
althechi: (Default)
From: [personal profile] althechi
Singapore does this all the time. It's called NEWater.

Date: 2010-09-07 01:53 am (UTC)
lieut_kettch: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lieut_kettch
Don't they already do this in the shuttle and the ISS?

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