Stating The Obvious

[terrykun]

Like the title says, bring forth context-free panels wherein someone states the obvious!



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Comments

[windiebird.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha! I'm dying from the werewolf who's like, "Daaaamn, this car smells foiiiine!"

[punishermax]

"HEY GIRL IN THE JEEP. HOW YOU DOIN!?"

[meatwhichdreams]

And now, you have killed me as well. :D

[halialkers]

[terrykun]

Calvin's final word balloon is hiding the rage-thought scribbles of his mom. :)

[thanekos]

" She is driving car, how can this be! "

[aeolos_sakya]

That's IMPOSIBLE!!!

[cainofdreaming]

It was the second most hairy driving instructor Kitty had ever met. On the plus side this one hadn't tried to sniff her bottom yet.

[nezchan]

I'll thank you not to talk about Dr. McCoy that way.

[cainofdreaming]

It's just logical conclusion to that scene with Psylocke. You know what I'm talking about, with the sniffing and the licking and the... well, let's just say that I expected Miss Braddock to get out the leash and take him for walkies after that.

[terrykun]

Is that what they're calling it these days?

[silverzeo]

.... Road Rovers did it better...

[omnipotent]

+1 for throwback reference.

[kumu_cyne]

See icon. And for bonus points from a Pokemon fan comic.

Yes. Yes you are.

[wasabi.livejournal.com]

You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
You may find yourself in a beautiful car, with a beautiful werewolf
You may ask yourself, well...how did I get here?

[star_of_airdrie]

same as it ever was...

[ejne7]

Song. Broken. Forever.

I salute you :)

[nezchan]

You may say to yourself, "This is a rather large suit"
You may ask yourself "Perhaps it could be taken in a little?"

[merseybeatler]

My, Mr. Byrne, what large shoulder-pads you have!

All the better to funk you with, my dear!

[nezchan]

This seems appropriate:

[morgana006]

"Robo! There's a pyramid in egypt!"

[star_of_airdrie]

"Why won't he wait till I stop until he tries to fix the wipers? I mean first he licks off the windshield, and he says he can smell the rain coming, but is it that much of an emergency? We're going to be late for dinner with my folks at the Club!"

First thing I thought of....

[perletwo]

[meatwhichdreams]

[psychopathicus_rex]

OK, there is 'specialized', and then there's 'just plain ridiculous'. Even the 'bait-arrows' with fish on them made more sense than this.

[bariman]

And I thought Green Arrow was a philanthropist. He could have fed and clothed a half-dozen villages in Ethiopia for weeks with the money he spent on that arrow.

[terrykun]

Ah. Rich people in comics.

Bruce Banner: Hey, Amadeus, you want to take these trillions you just put aside and solve world hunger?

Cho: Nah. I gotta bring back my drunk hairy friend who went out heroically saving the universe as we know it.

[falseaesop]

That was money well spent!

[psychopathicus_rex]

Not only that, but as an arrow, it's pointless. Sure, on its own it could be a useful little doodad for picking up evidence or something, but let's face it - it is a mini-helicopter with a vacuum cleaner attachment. There is no earthly reason why such a thing needs to be mounted on an arrow - why the hell would you shoot a HELICOPTER into the air with a bow? It can already fly by itself! Shooting it into the air while the rotor is going is just going to cause it to go haywire and crash! Then he'll have spent thousands on a nifty little doodad that you couldn't even use, because he was so insistent that it HAD to go on a frickin' arrow. Couldn't there just be a little arrow logo on the side or something? Then at least it'll be personalized, and, y'know, able to be actually used.

[jjgalahad]

"Oh, okay! When you said you had a 'Pearl Necklace Arrow for me', I thought you meant . . . something else."

[joasakura]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

Day made.

[althechi]

Can you imagine Batman's reaction to such an arrow? =P

[mullon]

Admittedly, I have to remind myself that as well when driving. ALong with to look both ways, look out for people, check for signs...I'm not a good driver.

[selke]

It's like when I drive to work during construction season!

[psychopathicus_rex]

The Werewolf showed up in 'Wolvie First Class'? Whoa, maybe I should check those out; I like him.
I'm guessing the context is basically that she's like 13 or so here, as she was when she originally joined the team, and she's never driven a car before.

[jjgalahad]

What kills me about this is that the fucking werewolf is utterly undeserving of comment or notice, unlike the car.

[aelflar]

Well, give the girl a break! Most of the times she`s driving airplanes, shuttles, motorcycles, pods, planet-killing bulets..maybe the occasional rollerblades (which can`t be driven I know)..but plain ol` cars? Not so much!

[halloweenjack]

I'm driving in my car, I turn on the radio
I'm pulling you close, you just say no
You say you don't like it, but girl I know you're a liar
'Cause when we kiss, oooh, Fire

[star_of_airdrie]

Romeo and Juliet
Samson and Delilah
Baby you can bet
Their love they didn't deny
Your words say split
But your words they lie
'Cause when we kiss
Fire

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