Vampires, werewolves, and riots, oh my!

[ravenous_raven]

Because I need something to cheer me up and because spreading the wealth is so much fun. Anyway, following up on previous post, our merry band of miscreantsTM from "Bite Me!" are using a riot to locate Rougiere's goons. But knowing Claire, it's about to get complicated...

Oh Claire.

But while Claire's living up the party and Luthor and Lucien are trying to find Rougiere's thugs among the rioters, Ginevra makes some unfortunately aristocratic critiques of the Revolution. Ever wonder what would happen if a vampire went up against a human mob?

Well, now you know.

Elsewhere, Audric, the dishy vampire coven-head and current prison of Rougiere, displays his intellectual shortcomings.

Oh Audric. In defense of the coming vampires, Rougiere tells one of his men to scatter seeds (because apparently vamps are OCD are have to stop to count them). A chicken appreciates the gesture. Remember the chicken!

Meanwhile, the team's collected Ginevra's head and Luthor's got a scent on one of Rougiere's men.


It is finally time to go on the hunt...Also, summon Inigo Montoya in your head right now for this next bit. Got him? Good.



Will their quest succeed? Will Claire get to eat? WILL LUCIEN GET HIS REVENGE ON THE CHICKENS!?

Comments

[sindra]

Her vamps are different. Usually beheading does the trick.

[ravenous_raven]

Ah, but that would be boring and deprive the dear reader from the many, many head puns that I did not post here. But don't worry, other traditional tricks work on them, as we shall see...

[sindra]

Oh I know. I read this comic waaaaaay back in the day when she was still putting it out. Great stuff. Was just stating. ^.^

[ravenous_raven]

It must have been so fun to have been reading it then! The first time I read this, I just went right through this. Obviously I came back to it (multiple times), but you really can't beat the first blow-by-blow read, can you?

[psychopathicus_rex]

Not entirely, no. Beheading is only the first step - then you have to stuff the head with garlic.

[psychopathicus_rex]

'Magically growing sideburns' are a far cry from the other two, if you ask me. Hair grows anyway; it growing FASTER is not QUITE as odd as a vampire walking around carrying her head or one who's a tad wingy-dingy. No wonder he whines - she's picking on him.

[cainofdreaming]

Aw. You're going to make me read the archives again, aren't you? And I've just started New Vegas... You, you nasty attention span distracter you.

Oh, have a cupcake anyway. But no Starro, because I do prefer my distractions to be serial rather than concurrent.

[ravenous_raven]

Join me in wasting time, won't you? I just went through the archives again for funzies to figure out what to post.


And yay, cupcake!


Also, I feel like I didn't advertise these posts enough. Should I make a post for Claire for the Awesome New Female Characters event?

[ormardu.blogspot.com]

Luthor is still rockin'.....

More please!