Rejected Batman Catchphrases

[thokstar.insanejournal.com]

From Faces of Evil: Prometheus, based off of a scene in Morrison's JLA run.



One panel from Secret Six 2.

No context for the moment.

Comments

[gargoylekitty.insanejournal.com]

I, for one, thought the burrito line had great potential.

[magus_69.insanejournal.com]

Well, were I to choose between "My parents are dead!" "Professor Stephen Hawking" and "I had a burrito," I'd go with...

"Professor Stephen Hawking's parents had a burrito, and now they're DEAD!"

[superfan1.insanejournal.com]

Guarantee to leave your opponent's stun with confusing as they try to understand what you just said.

[icon_uk.insanejournal.com]

Hey, Batman can't be allowed to steal Captain Absurdist's schtick! (And his sidekick Abstract, the Zen wonder")

His ever changing battlecry (Recent examples include "Kippers Milady? Surely that's too corderoy for Spain!" and "Orang-utan's milk nimble blue monkfish!") leaves villains completely confused for around a couple of seconds, and he maximises his advantage!

[besamim.insanejournal.com]

Sounds like a typical Morrison issue of Doom Patrol.

"THIS!"

[icon_uk.insanejournal.com]

Doog piton

[ozlelila.insanejournal.com]

Omigod...that is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks!

...still laughing....

[parsimonia.insanejournal.com]

Hahaha win.

[perletwo.insanejournal.com]

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!

[jarodrussell.insanejournal.com]

Not in the face! Not in the face!

[salad_barbarian.insanejournal.com]

I'm full of tinier men!

[alessandra_lee.insanejournal.com]

That burrito line is wonderful. I think I'll try it sometime.

[mullon.insanejournal.com]

That explains the barbecue sauce on the edge of his mouth.

[vignettelante.insanejournal.com]

Human barbeque sauce.

[ulf_boehnke.insanejournal.com]

ALBERT EINSTEEEIIIN!

Oh man.

[jcbaggee.insanejournal.com]

We need like a "Batman: Caption This" week. Or I need to to get a comic book macro site running. Or both. I'm just so lazy.

These is just pure win though.

[thebigapricot.insanejournal.com]

"I'm the god damned burrito eater" ?

[killermoth1.insanejournal.com]

It may ruin it, but can someone please give me the context for the burrito scene? I simply must know!

[thokstar.insanejournal.com]

(http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a259/thokstar/?action=view&current=ssix_2_0003-cv.jpg)

There's a bit more to it, but that should give you the general gist of it.