There really is no adequate explanation

[bensanaz]

Comments

[q99]

Whoa, yea, there really isn't :)

[salinea]

Ooookay.

[stubbleupdate]

Matches, into the snow!

ALL IS EQUALISED

[ninjapeps]

IN PURSUIT AND LOVING IT.

[stubbleupdate]

And to think I was going to have a ham sandwich

[nemryn]

Oh man, I forget what that's from. Doom Patrol, maybe?

[stubbleupdate]

The Caterer

[rainspirit]

"Why are you wearing that stupid Tweety suit?"
"WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT STUPID MAN SUIT"

[cainofdreaming]

"Rachel. It's time to face the facts. You're anorexic."

"No, no... it was Death wearing a Tweety suit. She shrunk me. I swear!"

"... Oh dear. The malnutrition has made her really bonkers, hasn't it?"

[jjgalahad]

"I taught I taw a Phoenix chick! I did, I did taw a Phoenix chick!"

OR

""I'm a tweet wittow Grim Reaper in a featureless void; Tweety'th my name but I don't know my age."

Man, I actually have this Marvel Comics Presents storyline in my back issues but I'd forgotten all about this bit. Ah, the OOC crack. How delightful!

[jjgalahad]

Context for the weak: http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/looniesarca.htm

Thanks. I think...

[cleome45]

"Murderworld always leaves you laughing!"

I swear, I should've learned by now to never read anything here before I've had my coffee.

[bensanaz]

Yes, the explanation is "Arcade made a robot Tweety Bird that exists as the death within all living things".

I told you there was no adequate explanation.

[q99]

At first I assumed it was simply a metaphorical Tweety that existing in Rachel's mind, but no, no, it's a real Tweety that exists as the death within all living things :)

Who you gonna call?

[sir_mikael]

Rachel: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
Kitty: "What? *What* "just popped in there?"
Rachel: I... I... I tried to think...
Meggan: LOOK!
Rachel: No! It CAN'T be!
Kitty: What is it?
Rachel: It CAN'T be!
Kitty: What did you DO, Rachel?
Brian: Oh Shit.
Rachel: ... It's Tweety Bird.

Re: Who you gonna call?

[jlroberson]

Pshh, that's not Tweety. That's Yakky Dood--oh wait, no, "Chemical Castration," I think he's called now.*


*at best, five people got that.

Re: Who you gonna call?

[sir_mikael]

Could be his double.
Courtesy of the Deadly Duplicator.

Re: Who you gonna call?

[jlroberson]

Ha HA, doubles on dowels.

[cypherfdp]

I can't control it! Dark Tweety!

[pallas_athena]

Hard-Boiled Henry? Is that you??

[stolisomancer]

I always wondered about this guy.

Mike Higgins did a couple of fill-in runs back in the day. He wrote the X-Men Annual during the Atlantis Attacks crossover, which is pretty hilarious in retrospect, and he's the guy who wrote the infamous "Alex Power starts turning into a horse alien" scene that killed off Power Pack's original book. Having an evil Tweety sucking the life out of Rachel Summers sounds just about right for him.

[blackruzsa]

When things like this don't strike me as weird, should I go get professional help?

[kamino_neko]

No, that just means you've finally read enough comics.

[biod]

I thought the Tweety bird was Rachel untill I saw the context.

omg TWEEDIE

[brooms]

At first, I read it as "I may be salvation or DALMATIAN" and I just lost it.

I have Domino on my mind.

[shadowpsykie]

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