No, not that. Not what you think. Minds out of the gutter.io9 has managed to find a new method to deal with their criminal element.
Someone that defy common sense and most laws of reality.
Someone to take back the night.
More from the article behind the cut.
From the article:
"Unbeknownst to DC Comics, a new sequel to The Dark Knight Returns is unfolding in the Brazilian city of Taubaté. Police have recruited 50-year-old military retiree and local Batman impersonator André Luiz Pinheiro to patrol crime-ridden neighborhoods.
And unlike other fictional superheroes who have made the jump to the corporeal realm — such as the Washington Deadpool — the gutsy Taubaté Batman will be on the beat in dangerous neighborhoods. According to the Brazilian news site O Vale, Pinheiro will hopefully become an approachable presence in these troubled communities and act as a recognizable beacon for lost children."
A grown man with military training walking around an actual crime ridden neighborhood, fighting crime and reconnecting with the citizens.
In full Batman costume.
I shit you not.
I am standing up and applauding this man and the sheer balls/guts it takes to bear the Mantle of the Bat, and yet sad that a community has become so desperate the Bat-signal has to be used.
Oh, and the article also has more super-hero love.
Like this gem.
Which, of course, leads you to this crack.
For legality, a moment of longing:

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Date: 2012-03-09 03:03 pm (UTC)Congratulations Mr. Pinheiro, you are living the dream of an entire gender and some more beside.
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Date: 2012-03-09 03:47 pm (UTC)*Sigh* now i am visualizing Bruce and Clark singing One Hand/One Heart, and parting saying
Clark: Te adoro Bruce
Bruce: Te Adoro Kal-El.
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Date: 2012-03-09 03:15 pm (UTC)Seriously, as much as it sounds awesome, I can't help but imagine it'll end in tears.
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Date: 2012-03-09 04:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-09 04:58 pm (UTC)Honestly though, if you wanna see how to turn a violent city around Brazil, look to Medellin in Columbia, their transformation over the last two decades has been nothing short of miraculous, due to a renewed focus on education, public equality, and public works and transportation.
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Date: 2012-03-09 05:50 pm (UTC)Columbia
my former colombian rowing trainer would be upset at me if i didn't point out that it's colOmbia. the U seems like it's a common mistake with english speakers.
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Date: 2012-03-10 12:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-10 12:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-10 02:26 am (UTC)also, there was a substantial change in the police force in both rio and são paulo in the late 90s. são paulo's in particular got a lot less lethal.
i think it's pretty safe to say the biggest threat to street kids (maybe kids, period) in all our medium-to-big urban areas now is crack-cocaine, not the police.
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Date: 2012-03-12 04:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-09 08:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-09 03:21 pm (UTC)* Eu sou a noite. Eu sou a vingança. Eu sou Batman!
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Date: 2012-03-09 07:57 pm (UTC)-wait what-
"No, not that. Not what you think. Minds out of the gutter."
-oh thank the universe- XD
Nice to see people trying to do something for the greater good. Thanks for sharing sherkahn
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Date: 2012-03-09 09:04 pm (UTC)Aww. My first thought was he was finding all the orphaned children and starting a Robin army.
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Date: 2012-03-09 10:30 pm (UTC)(Stick thin Batman is ALL kinds of freaking me out though)
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Date: 2012-03-10 01:35 am (UTC)