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I was a punk grifter, a street beggar, and a drunken scoundrel.

One night, I got into a bar fight and was thrown out into the streets. Slipping into unconsciousness, Bodhidharma appeared to me in a vision and told me I would usher in a new age of peace through kung fu. Some nuns carry me to the orphanage where they work and let me rest there.

I befriend them, and stay at the orphanage, teaching the orphans kung fu, becoming a better man.

But now I must travel the globe, facing any and all challengers, to show the world that my kung fu will guide them into a bright future!