Bizarro #1

[superfangirl1]

Art by: Gustavo Duarte

Written by: Heath Corson

Comments

[glprime]

Why am Bizarro fly throughout comic? It am make perfect sense and is explained wonderfully in these plentiful scans, most hated superfangirl1.

[sagrada]

Bizarro am not lonely and hate being around people. He want Jimmy to not be able to hear him voice, and am in great fear Jimmy become his friend.

Also not, Bizarro have wonderful idea of what to do on Earth, being natural-born creature and not very old lab-experiment.

[captainbellman]

Am this not in-continuity? Me am hate classic fun bow-tie Jimmy Olsen. Me totally prefer douchey millennial Olsen who am believe in friendzone.

I didn't see what you did there.

[7dialsmystery]

I think we all loved douchey millenial Jimmy Olsen. I think we loved him very, very much.

Re: I didn't see what you did there.

[captainbellman]

You am no see him in "Inaction Comics #41"? His hairstyle am no contemporary! His nose am so convex!

[thezmage]

I choose to believe that it's in the same continuity as the "Tales of Metropolis" shorts from DC Nation

http://youtu.be/sJNn7e0uiFs
http://youtu.be/FY-FNEML9os
http://youtu.be/EGJ1Ay3-gzA

[glprime]

Me am HATE those shorts! HATE everyone last one, but not Jimmy Olsen ("I prefer James!" in particular!

[lordultimus]

Wait, wasn't this supposed to be all-ages? How the hell did they get a goat's open skull in this?

[alschroeder3]

Well, when I was a kid, I would have loved it...which probably says something about what kind of a kid I was...

Anybody else want to see Bizarro meet Harley Quinn? Make it so.