Colonel Sanders is a badass

[his_spiffynesss]

Adverting comics: Gotta love them.


Four pages from the just released Colonel of Two Worlds comic.

Comments

[alicemacher]

CREEPY KING: I wear no mask.

[captainbellman]

'The Clown turned his powdered face to the mirror.
"If to be fair is to be beautiful," he said, "who can compare with me in my white mask?"
"Who can compare with him in his white mask?" I asked Death beside me.
"Who can compare with me?" said Death, "for I am paler still."
"You are very beautiful," sighed the Clown, turning his powdered face from the mirror. He seemed to gaze into its surface with a kind of proud, despairing admiration.
"My paleness...are you - are you loving it?" said Death.
"I am," said the Clown, a tear tracing over his cheek. "I am loving it."'

[lamashtar]

Thank you, the mascots were creepy enough before!

[captainbellman]

'He is a king whom emperors have served...the "Madness and Grief" Mustard Whopper only found on the secret menu.'

(For real, though, the official Secret Menu website lists a "Suicide Burger" under its options. Probably you can only obtain it by playing a game of Russian Roulette with the King himself while never looking away from his blank eyes.)