What if Doctor Doom took over the world?

[lordultimus]

Comments

[cyberghostface]

It's funny because it's true.

[tugrul]

True. There's even a whole What If? that has Doom make a perfect world. Until the Celestials come and try to destroy him.

[captainbellman]

...Seems like a doombot.

[scorntx]

It would explain the slang.

[lamashtar]

Doom has modernized slang Doombots?

[bruinsfan]

Why not? Apparently he has Doombots that say things like "So shut your cow mouth or I'll remove your face by hand before I stop your whore's heart!" I assume at some point he was rushing them into the field so fast he had to outsource their programming to subordinates of questionable skill and judgment.

[thanekos]

They can't all be the Editor.

[lordultimus]

Buggy software.

[scorntx]

That's what Doom wants ya to think!
It's all part of Doom's plan...

(Any inconsistencies on the part of the Doombots is actually part of a calculated ploy by DOOM to instil confusion in his enemies, so that they may never truly know whether they are dealing with the real DOOM or not.
Doom, but Loki: Agent of Asgard was good.)

[lego_joker]

That reminds me, have we done the What If Doom Was A Hero? What-If yet?

[lordultimus]

Posting it tomorrow.