I like how shitty Batman feels about this IN THE MOMENT. That's as close to panic as he usually gets. Underneath it all, he really does care, really does see his teammates as friends. By the time we have a reckoning about these plans of his, though, the mask will be back in place and the old did-what-I-had-to-do-to-protect-the-Earth arguments will be on him like body armor.
That wasn't actually the case in this story though, was it? IIRC, this one ended with the JLA unmasking to each other to rebuild trust, and Batman was the first to reveal himself as Bruce Wayne.
that's the point I think. all his plans were meant to disable them. not kill them. Ras might have altered it to kill I think . but bruce only wanted to disable them.
Yeah, it's hard to think of another Martian weakness, especially one that Batman could exploit on his lonesome. Stick them in the Phantom Zone? The Hyperclan broke out more than once, and if other Leaguers went bad as well, they could easily retrieve them.
Who has successfully bottled up a Martian for an extended period of time, other than other Martians?
Can Martians be frozen? They hang out in deep space and the Arctic/Antarctic just fine. For that matter, J'onn's been to modern Mars, and its mean temperature is around -90 degrees Fahrenheit.
And even if you can freeze his body, would that actually stop J'onn's thought processes? Comic book telepaths have an irritating tendency to be partially independent from their physical brains; I wouldn't be surprised if he could get up to some astral shenanigans even in that state. After all, this is the guy who merged with the entire planet Mars in DC One Million.
Bruce presumably has access to some heavy duty cold science, he just needs to reverse engineer Mr. Freeze and/or Captain Cold's guns. Captain Cold can affect Flash of all people and he's a walking kinetic energy bomb
And that's why I said sedate him first, make his mind groggy with drugs so that he can't focus his thoughts properly. Having secondary layers of security is just good sense. Between the drugs and the cold, he shouldn't have the presence of mind to use any of his abilities. Hell once he's down figure out a way to block him from using his telepathy (special metal helmet, other telepaths that are on Bruce's side, tesla coils that trap the psychic energy inside, etc.)
A Flash could also take him down by leaching off enough energy to slow him down effectively into stasis.
That, or objects that transmute elements and could drop him into an inert state that can be reversed. The Matter Master's Mentachem Wand, the Philosopher's Stone, maybe the Orb of Ra...
Set him on fire *in a way that couldn't be extinguished*.
Frankly, someone like J'onn who has a built in weakness shouldn't have a plan. If there's a plan on how to deploy the weakness just lying around, it can be found and countered, while there's a dozen ways to do it on the fly.
You mentioned sedatives, and those work great on Flashes; you just have to feed them enough to keep up with their metabolism. Bats probably planned to give Wally a seizure for just long enough to put him under.
As for J'onn--I'd imagine that Bruce could deactivate the original version of the nanites at will? I mean, I hope he'd give them an off switch.
I think the Lasso's passive abilities have long since been quietly retconned at this point and said lasso only properly takes effect when one is bound, otherwise she wouldn't be brainwashed or possessed like she has been in the past (like Final Crisis, or Justice League vs. Suicide Squad, and she didn't start fighting Trigon's influence until Superman tied her up with the lasso in Justice League vs. Teen Titans).
That, and I think she's in a coma (or at least some sort of fugue state) at this moment.
To be fair, they were slightly altered to be lethal, and were only intended to stun or incapacitate. I think they were only supposed to be temporary setbacks to the intended victim until Batman safely dispatched of them, before Ra's al Ghul coopted the plans.
Batman tried the same trick again against Wonder Woman in Scott Snyder's Endgame, except instead of being forced to fight an endless horde of enemies until her heart gave out, she was tricked into thinking that she had killed him.
I never saw a problem with Bruce doing this. He stood with gods who could easily become monsters by a sufficiently skilled villain. he'd be a fool not to have a plan. I know people use this as an example of batdickery, but to me, it's plain smart.
I've never thought about this before, but I think part of the reason people were so pissed was because Bruce usually isn't *half* this proactive or cruel with his usual villains, who *are already monsters*.
If he's gonna go to the trouble of rigging up a whole VR simulation on the off-chance Wonder Woman might go bad, surely it wouldn't be too much to ask that he keep Scarecrow constantly flooded with holographs or birds (a childhood fear of Crane's, according to several writers), or stick Ivy on the moon where there's not a plant in sight?
Thing is, he does keep this sort of stuff around for his villains. Heating devices for Freeze, antidotes for previously encountered formulas of fear toxin and joker venom, etc. And he usually is shown to be providing the police and Arkham with the means to safely contain them. It's just that most of the big fancy tricks like the one used on the League here are only good for one or two uses, and then the villains figure out ways around them. So while the League gets his first big ideas for taking them down, the villains have been through so many that hitting them with new ones is just not cost or time effective compared to good old fashioned bat-themed violence.
Though, several years beforehand, Mxyztplk did give Lex Luthor a chunk of red kryptonite that took away Superman's powers, but the DC wiki classifies that as a separate variety of kryptonite, "Krimson Kryptonite", I guess because it was artificially created through magic.
Ah, yes. Mxyztplk told Luthor "It will stop working if you tell Superman how you got it." Luthor told Clark Kent. It stopped working. Luthor thought Mxyztplk had tricked him. Luthor is an idiot.
That also ended with Clark proposing to Lois and Lois accepting... And Lois didn't know The Big Secret yet.
Intellectually, sure, makes sense for Batman to have plans to stop the JLA. Also sensible to keep them secret.
Emotionally? Still feels like a betrayal (emotions are not logical, as Spock would tell you). And if Batman was in his phase of treating his colleagues with little respect (i.e., like dirt), the other heroes might not be as inclined to forgive him quickly. Act like a d-bag, don't expect hosannas when you do something like this.
The short story where Talia steals the information has her narrate "His teammates respect his secrecy. He does not respect theirs."
The problem might have been the League wasn't sure if these were "The League gets mind-controlled" fail-safes, or "the League does something I don't like because I hate them" fail-safes.
I'm glad FLASHPOINT and REBIRTH have dropped the "Batman hates the Justice League for reasons" element. They were never clear on the reasons, even when IDENTITY CRISIS and Mindwipe, Inc. were added.
Yeah, the League has plenty of reasons not to trust Batman, when he so obviously doesn't trust them.
I don't mind a little batdickery once in awhile (Bruce can be a jerk on a good day) but always hated the way he treated his colleagues, who were deserving of respect, not being treated dismissively by Batman. Every one of them were part of the Justice League for a reason: they were the best at what they did.
Nothing rankles people more than someone openly declaring they're better than everyone else. Batman didn't have to say it. All he needed to do was act impatiently, as if his time was worthwhile and theirs was not, among other things.
One of the things I loved about the early Justice League run after Legends was that Dr. Fate was having none of Batman's lectures about how to be part of a super-hero team. He'd called together the very first one before Batman was born in post-Crisis continuity (as well as the current JL version that Batman was becoming the de facto leader of)!
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Date: 2017-08-30 03:53 pm (UTC)And then he basically apologizes by unmasking himself first.
IIRC.
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Date: 2017-08-29 10:02 pm (UTC)...
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Date: 2017-08-29 10:49 pm (UTC)Who has successfully bottled up a Martian for an extended period of time, other than other Martians?
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Date: 2017-08-30 03:36 am (UTC)And even if you can freeze his body, would that actually stop J'onn's thought processes? Comic book telepaths have an irritating tendency to be partially independent from their physical brains; I wouldn't be surprised if he could get up to some astral shenanigans even in that state. After all, this is the guy who merged with the entire planet Mars in DC One Million.
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Date: 2017-08-30 10:28 pm (UTC)And that's why I said sedate him first, make his mind groggy with drugs so that he can't focus his thoughts properly. Having secondary layers of security is just good sense. Between the drugs and the cold, he shouldn't have the presence of mind to use any of his abilities. Hell once he's down figure out a way to block him from using his telepathy (special metal helmet, other telepaths that are on Bruce's side, tesla coils that trap the psychic energy inside, etc.)
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Date: 2017-08-31 03:37 pm (UTC)That, or objects that transmute elements and could drop him into an inert state that can be reversed. The Matter Master's Mentachem Wand, the Philosopher's Stone, maybe the Orb of Ra...
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Date: 2017-08-30 01:36 am (UTC)Frankly, someone like J'onn who has a built in weakness shouldn't have a plan. If there's a plan on how to deploy the weakness just lying around, it can be found and countered, while there's a dozen ways to do it on the fly.
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Date: 2017-08-30 10:10 pm (UTC)Or setting J'onn's skin on fire so that it couldn't be extinguished?
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Date: 2017-08-31 04:30 am (UTC)As for J'onn--I'd imagine that Bruce could deactivate the original version of the nanites at will? I mean, I hope he'd give them an off switch.
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Date: 2017-08-30 06:47 pm (UTC)That, and I think she's in a coma (or at least some sort of fugue state) at this moment.
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Date: 2017-08-30 06:58 pm (UTC)Batman tried the same trick again against Wonder Woman in Scott Snyder's Endgame, except instead of being forced to fight an endless horde of enemies until her heart gave out, she was tricked into thinking that she had killed him.
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Date: 2017-08-30 03:32 am (UTC)If he's gonna go to the trouble of rigging up a whole VR simulation on the off-chance Wonder Woman might go bad, surely it wouldn't be too much to ask that he keep Scarecrow constantly flooded with holographs or birds (a childhood fear of Crane's, according to several writers), or stick Ivy on the moon where there's not a plant in sight?
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Date: 2017-08-30 07:01 pm (UTC)Why can't that be both?
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Date: 2017-08-29 10:32 pm (UTC)"I'm smart enough to know how each member of the JLA thinks. So I know you were the one who cast the deciding vote to kick me out, Clark!"
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Date: 2017-08-30 03:58 am (UTC)That also ended with Clark proposing to Lois and Lois accepting... And Lois didn't know The Big Secret yet.
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Date: 2017-08-30 01:43 pm (UTC)Emotionally? Still feels like a betrayal (emotions are not logical, as Spock would tell you). And if Batman was in his phase of treating his colleagues with little respect (i.e., like dirt), the other heroes might not be as inclined to forgive him quickly. Act like a d-bag, don't expect hosannas when you do something like this.
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Date: 2017-08-31 03:11 am (UTC)The problem might have been the League wasn't sure if these were "The League gets mind-controlled" fail-safes, or "the League does something I don't like because I hate them" fail-safes.
I'm glad FLASHPOINT and REBIRTH have dropped the "Batman hates the Justice League for reasons" element. They were never clear on the reasons, even when IDENTITY CRISIS and Mindwipe, Inc. were added.
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Date: 2017-08-31 02:45 pm (UTC)I don't mind a little batdickery once in awhile (Bruce can be a jerk on a good day) but always hated the way he treated his colleagues, who were deserving of respect, not being treated dismissively by Batman. Every one of them were part of the Justice League for a reason: they were the best at what they did.
Nothing rankles people more than someone openly declaring they're better than everyone else. Batman didn't have to say it. All he needed to do was act impatiently, as if his time was worthwhile and theirs was not, among other things.
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