Superman and Big Barda Make a Porno

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[gargoylekitty.insanejournal.com]

Get out of my head. I was thinking of posting this story today.

[interrobamf.insanejournal.com]

NEVER HAPPENED

[(Anonymous)]

Goddamnit, Bryne.

[cowtasticism.insanejournal.com]

Ha! I just saw this on Cracked.
What a strange comic.

[spoony_bard.insanejournal.com]

Well she does have experience handling that mega rod.

[galateus.insanejournal.com]

That bed would not survive the scene.

[arbre_rieur.insanejournal.com]

Mark Evanier reported that Kirby was pretty upset with this comic.
When Byrne heard that, he cast aspersions on Evanier's integrity and said he could very well be lying. Uh-huh.

[volksjager.insanejournal.com]

What color kryptonite is it that helps with erectile dis function again ???

[lakrids404.insanejournal.com]

I would buy the film....

[jkcarrier.insanejournal.com]

Sigh. I suppose the fact that this story actually got published is a testament to a) How insanely popular Byrne was at the time, and b) How very desperate DC was to make fans give a shit about Superman. "Look! He kills people and bangs chicks! NOW do you like him?"

[gothamsprincess.insanejournal.com]

Wow...having a married woman and Supeman be brainwased into doing a porno. What brilliant drama...

[darkknightjrk.insanejournal.com]

...So in the Bronze Age, Barda and Superman were in a porno?

Seriously?

And DC published it?

[buttler.insanejournal.com]

Is it Something Horrible Week already? Again?

Faces of Goatse: Scott Free

[cmdr_zoom.insanejournal.com]

"This image is taking forever to load."
"Wait, what is THAT?"
"Okay, those are hands... and that's..."
"... by HIGHFATHER!!"

[proteus_lives.insanejournal.com]

Meh, Barda would top him.

Interesting thought though: I would bet that Kal and Barda have fantasized about partners as strong and tough as they are. It must take effort for a super-strong/super-durable person to hold back while in the throes of passion.

[ar_feiniel_.insanejournal.com]

I'm trying to imagine what context could possibly make it less...well...porno, but I'm getting nothing.

[kirke_novak.insanejournal.com]

And by emotion! I mean the penis!

[yaseen101.insanejournal.com]

Oh gee hot passionate love now with the "I WAS ONLY ACTING!" excuse does not pass with Lois Lane.