Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #31

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Comments

[silicondream]

...but Bullseye is the perfect example of someone who isn't neutralized if you replace his guns with bananas.

[akodo_rokku]

Being in a Squirrel Girl story makes all villains significantly less lethal. Hell it makes Kraven downright *cuddly*.

[michaelhealy]

I'd presume when they see him again in a few hours and it's only been seconds in real time they can disarm him of bananas and have a witty conversation about why if he could use bananas as lethal weapons was he even bothering with guns.

[lbd_nytetrayn]

Banana's harder to reload.

[super_fly]

I don't remember Bullseye even ever using guns. Doesn't seem like his style.

[sisterofbloomerjunior]

Would Nancy's and Squirrel Girl's ethics prevent them from pantsing Bullseye?

Atomic Wedgy Coming Right Up!

[7dialsmystery]

Nope! Pantsing Bullseye is not only completely ethical its practically a goddamn moral imperative!

[zachbeacon]

For someone with so much genre awareness, SG really should've seen this coming. How many times has Lois Lane jumped off a building so she could get an interview with Superman?

[rainspirit]

ANYTHING IN BULLSEYES HANDS IS A WEAPON

HE'S GONNA GO MARIO KART ON SOME CARS AND MAKE THEM SPIN OUT OF CONTROL

SQUIRREL GIRL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[donnblake]

Seems like the solution here would be to leave rescuees in some harmless yet inconvenient situation. Every time Squirrel Girl has to save you, she fills all your pockets with strawberry marmalade