
After
Thundra's Guide to Picking up Men and
Hyperion's Guide to Speed Dating, I give you Hyperion's Guide to Flirting with a waitress.
The first two extracts come from the excellent
Hyperion: Daddy Issues mini series (which features exactly none of Hyperion's own children from Hickvengers) by Chuck Wendig, Ario Anindito and Nik Virella, while this is from the post-Secret Wars
Squadron Supreme series by James Robinson and Leonard Kirk. Four pages from
Squadron Supreme (2015-2017) #7If you're tight on time and need to find love in a hurry, just remember Hyperion's Three Rules for Finding Love
- Truth without compromise
- Thought without error
- All things for the betterment of the whole
This is from the time that Hyperion is discovering America by driving a truck across the country, with hilarious results, rather than co-parenting a bunch of genetically superior zebra children with Thor in the Savage Land.
( the set up )( The Flirt )