Thanos and Gamora

[cyberghostface]

From Warlock and the Infinity Watch #9.

Comments

[crinos]

Um, Thanos, you know that Tears have uses other than expressing sadness.

During a fight Gamora gets sand kicked in her eyes.

Gamora: Gah! Time out time out! *Pulls out eye drops*

Star Lord: Gamora what are you doing?

Gamora: I got to wash out my eyes.

Star lord: Just let your tears do it. Its just sand.

Gamora: I can't, Thanos rerouted my tear Ducts so I can't cry.

Star Lord:....That sounds really dumb.

Gamora: I WAS TEN AT THE TIME AND HE WAS CYBENETICALLY UPGRADING ME AFTER I WAS BEATEN HALF TO DEATH. I DIDN'T EXACTLY GET A SAY IN THE MATTER. Plus, I kind of dug it at the time.

Star Lord: I swear Thanos must be the most extra guy in the universe.

Gamora: You have no fucking idea.

[thezmage]

Now we need a Darth Vader/Gamora comic where they bond over their shared dislike for sand

[thezmage]

Actually, we don’t see all of the modifications, perhaps now when sand gets in her eyes it triggers a little windshield wiper style thing to get the sand out.

[mizerous]

Pocket sand! *Throws it in Gamora's eyes*

[zylly]

Between this and the "Christmas" special, you do get the impression Thanos does genuinely care about Gamora... in as much as he's capable of caring about anything.

[cricharddavies]

I suspect that "care about" is not le phrase juste; "finds amusing" is closer to the truth.

[cyberghostface]

Starlin has said if there’s anyone he feels tender towards its her.

[cricharddavies]

<url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/the_death_of_the_author>Yes, well.

[cyberghostface]

Short of an actual retcon it's backed up by actual canon.

[arilou_skiff]

Yeah, that's kind of the thing, he cares, he is just incredibly *bad* at it.