Infinity Wars: Weapon Hex #1

[lordultimus]

Comments

[mazway_75]

I want a Speed Weasel action figure/Funko set and I want it NOW.

[icon_uk]

Agreed, plus it would please me no end to have a comic with the actual title "Speed Weasel" on the cover... it wouldn't even need to have a story, just the cover...

[shadur]

I, too, would cheerfully spend cash money on this.

[kore]

HELL yeah.

[long_silence]

The Magik/Sabretooth and Gabby/Quicksilver warps are some of my favorites of this event so far

[icon_uk]

Given how bestial Illyana's Darkchilde persona tends to be, it never occured to me that this was anything other than that.

[long_silence]

Her name is Hellhound, she calls Laura "runt", her costumes have the tan color and fur ridges that Creed is famous for, and she seems to exclusively use claws instead of a soul sword.

Honestly a female Sabretooth to fight Laura is such an obvious concept that I'm surprised that Marvel hasn't done it before.

[icon_uk]

I was about to suggest bringing in Rancor from the old Guardians of the Galaxy future timeline, but a quick glance through her wiki mentions she raped someone and I think we've have quite enough of that sort of thing thank you.

[kore]

I love Hellhound and Laura together, and Speed Weasel is great already.

[beyondthefringe]

Speed Weasel.
SPEED WEASEL.

Oh my god.

[mazway_75]

It's like "close it down, no other mash-up is going to top this."

[crinos]

I reserve judgement until we see who they are combining Kamala with.

But yeah this is a hard act to follow.

[malitia]

Kang the Conqueror. (It was in the Infinity Warps #2 solicit.)

[crinos]

Huh. *Looks up*

Yeah there she is with the... is that Power Pack and Punisher? And who the Hell is Wolverine crossed with. Nick Fury? Colonel Sanders?

Not gonna lie, its a great look for her, but yeah I think Speed Weasel wins.

[thanekos]

It's Wolverine + Emma Frost = Diamond Patch.

(You'd think he'd have a neater cut than he does, but apparently Logan's hair will out.)

[zachbeacon]

"Speed Weasel" should have been the Golden Age Whizzer's name.

I mean, technically it would be "Speed Mongoose" but whatever.

[cainofdreaming]

So, in addition to the compulsory "Yay! Speed Weasel!" reaction, did they pair High Evolutionary with Daken? Huh. Weird combo.

[gnarll]

Speed Weasel! I am sold.