SINESTRO: Give it up, Ganthet. I've discovered your secret.
GANTHET: Shit, you know about the Fear Entity in the Central Power Battery?
SINESTRO: Wait, what? No.
GANTHET: Okay, let's narrow it down. Does it have anything to do with the emotional spectrum, the other lantern corps, or the Entities that personify the emotion colors?
SINESTRO: Uh, no.
GANTHET: The Earth is the true center of the universe? The Manhunters didn't malfunction, they were deliberately reprogrammed? The first Lantern was a human time traveler from another universe named Volthoom, and we've been keeping him locked in a box?
SINESTRO: Keep going.
GANTHET: One of our own accidentally created the multiverse? Martians used to be on fire until we modified them? Humans and Martians used to be the same race in a previous universe?
SINESTRO: I was just going to say that you wear a corset.
GANTHET: It's the Phantom Corset of Sector Infinity, and wearing it is the only way to prevent the release of an evil older than you can imagine.
When you put it that way, it's like the Guardians have been at the center of a shit-ton of retconned revelations which inevitably make them look ever more awful and which always lead to worse shit down the road.
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Date: 2019-02-09 08:57 pm (UTC)I wonder what connection Perpetua has to Relic
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Date: 2019-02-10 01:48 am (UTC)GANTHET: Shit, you know about the Fear Entity in the Central Power Battery?
SINESTRO: Wait, what? No.
GANTHET: Okay, let's narrow it down. Does it have anything to do with the emotional spectrum, the other lantern corps, or the Entities that personify the emotion colors?
SINESTRO: Uh, no.
GANTHET: The Earth is the true center of the universe? The Manhunters didn't malfunction, they were deliberately reprogrammed? The first Lantern was a human time traveler from another universe named Volthoom, and we've been keeping him locked in a box?
SINESTRO: Keep going.
GANTHET: One of our own accidentally created the multiverse? Martians used to be on fire until we modified them? Humans and Martians used to be the same race in a previous universe?
SINESTRO: I was just going to say that you wear a corset.
GANTHET: It's the Phantom Corset of Sector Infinity, and wearing it is the only way to prevent the release of an evil older than you can imagine.
SINESTRO: Sure it is.
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Date: 2019-02-10 04:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-10 07:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-10 09:46 am (UTC)Red and Blue
Does that Perpetua's ultimate warriors were Kryptonians???
Ooh, symbolism.
Date: 2019-02-10 10:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-11 02:50 am (UTC)