FCBD Avengers/Hulk #1: Ignition

[superboyprime]

"I love Hulk. I have a HUGE pitch in my back pocket if I ever get called upon." - Donny Cates

Comments

[iamrman]

Now the Hulk is going in to space voluntarily? As apposed to so-called heroes blasting him in to space against his will.

[tinygaylaura]

After the past few years I can see how "Abandoning earth forever to live in space" would start to look like a pretty good idea honestly

They better not have killed off MODOK here. He's my favorite villain NO

[donnblake]

He switched out at the last minute with DODOD, the tragic Decoy Organism Designed Only for Dying.

[tinygaylaura]

I shall mourn you DODOD :(

[iamrman]

I wouldn't worry. This will only be a mere setback for the Great Domed One.

[tinygaylaura]

He cannot be stopped!

[iamrman]

If he can come back from a sinking submarine or being poisoned by snake-themed villains, then he can come back from getting blowed up.

[tinygaylaura]

MODOK really does seem to die a lot 0_0

[icon_uk]

Xavier, Richards, Stark, Strange - Right, it's taken weeks of effort, billions of dollars and has caused even us to reject in impressive number of ethical qualms but our brilliant masterplan to shoot the Hulk into space is nearly complete

Black Bolt - Points to notepad...

Xavier, Richards, Stark, Strange - Blank stares

Black Bolt - Taps notepad aggressively.

Xavier, Richards, Stark, Strange - Look, you know we can't read your handwriting, it's APPALLINGLY bad!

Black Bolt - resists punching table and starts tapping out Morse Code;

H-A-V-E-Y-O-U-T-R-I-E-D-J-U-S-T-A-S-K-I-N-G-H-I-M-?

[thanekos]

On the one hand, baldness makes MODOK look like Egg Fu.

On the other hand, this.

[stubbleupdate]

His Secret Avengers look?



Still less unsettling than B.R.O.D.O.K.

[scorntx]

MY EYES!



... wait a minute. Did you just have that picture of Brodok lying around on the off chance you'd need it some day?

[stubbleupdate]

No, I went looking for bald modok for secret avengers, and mohawk modok from gwenpool and found brodok and thought...his head is JUST too big there, and it is unsettling, even more so than when he kissed 70s Ms. Marvel

[tinygaylaura]

BRODOK lives rent free in my nightmares

[scorntx]

*shakes fist*
Claremont!

[starwolf_oakley]

Tbe Illuminati's original plan was to send the Hulk to a planet with no sentient life, just animals and plants. Reed didn't even know the Hulk wasn't there until Amadeus Cho checked. Whoops.

Given all the times he says, "Leave Hulk alone," this might be an example of the Hulk trying that himself.

[scorntx]

So Banner's in the driver's seat for this take?
Okay then.

... not complaining, but would it be too soon to say I miss Devil Hulk?
Because... *wistful sigh* I just miss Devil Hulk.

[beyondthefringe]

Right there with you.
It's gonna be hard reading Hulk after Ewing's run.

[alliterator]

We actually don't know if this is Banner, Devil Hulk, or Joe Fixit or some merged version. Only that he's probably not the Savage Hulk, considering he speaks in full sentences.

[scorntx]

Since he mentions what he wanted to do as a kid, I feel pretty confident going out on a limb and assuming it's probably Banner.

[alliterator]

I mean, the Devil Hulk personality has been with him since he was a child, too.