Date: 2022-03-02 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] tinygaylaura
"I don't want to see what Beyond does to ponies"

It couldn't be worse than what the MLP fandom has done

They have Juarassic World-ed poor Curt Connors

The bastards!

Date: 2022-03-03 01:10 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sabertoothlotus
"I don't want to see what Beyond does to ponies"

"I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?"

Date: 2022-03-03 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] tinygaylaura
Maxine: You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain

So maybe you could cut me just a little slack

Would it kill you to be civil?

I've been patient. I've been gracious

AND THIS MOUNTAIN IS COVERED WITH WOLVES

Hear them howling, my hungry children

Maybe you should stay and have another drink...and think about me and you?

Date: 2022-03-02 05:15 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] nyadnar17
A Spiderman who absolutely does not give a fuck is a really terrifying idea. Like most things it seems like Beyond has not thought this through.

Date: 2022-03-03 12:54 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] zachbeacon
Yeah. Putting aside how terrifying an evil (or even a relatively neutral) Spider-Person can be ... It seems insanely stupid to try to try manipulating them using their sense of morality while actively suppressing their sense of morality.

The girlfriend seems like the only real leverage they have on him and at this point he might be too far gone there too.

But sure, poke the super fast, super strong, super intelligent man who can run up walls, damn near fly, and sense danger coming. I'm sure this will go great for you.

I feel like they caught poor Monica on a bad day once and they've been way too cocky ever since.

Date: 2022-03-03 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] jlbarnett
I mean don't they just have to look at Kaine to see what a Spider who doesn't give a damn can do?

Date: 2022-03-03 03:45 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] zachbeacon
Or that guy who shot May and got a car thrown at him.

Or the time Otto accidentally punched the Scorpion's jaw off.

Or any number of terrifying alternate reality Spiders.

But, yeah, I was mostly thinking about Kaine.

Some people are just too stupid to have faces.

Date: 2022-03-03 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] blues32
Everytime I think about this, I remember Kaine literally spinning Carnage's head 180 degrees just to prove he wasn't Spider-Man in a new costume. Then he ends the whole incident by performing an old fashion lobotomy, stinger through the bottom of the eye, near the tear duct, severing a portion of the brain. If it had been anyone else, they never would have been a threat to the world again and given Kassidy's body count, I find it hard to argue against Kaine's choice.

Date: 2022-03-03 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] blues32
Nah, I think the girlfriend is still viable. Ben only cares about things close to him.

Oh dear. I just had a terrible notion. She's going to die to give Ben a new lesson in responsibility. He isn't going to get his memories of Uncle Ben back, he'll just be forced to relearn the old lesson. Would they set up a relationship like this just to make Ben feel bad when she dies due to a choice he made?

Date: 2022-03-03 06:34 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] zachbeacon
They would try to fridge Janine/Elizabeth, wouldn't they?

Every day we move farther away from the (mostly) "good ending" of MC2.

Date: 2022-03-03 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] blues32
Let's hope not. It's a very cheap idea.

Date: 2022-03-02 05:41 pm (UTC)
iamrman: (Doom)
From: [personal profile] iamrman
I spied a landshark. What did those bastards do to Jeff?

Date: 2022-03-02 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] tinygaylaura
It's not Jeff, Jeff is safe

But they have hurt another landshark and this cannot be allowed

Date: 2022-03-02 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] lordnorj
It's not a landshark its a dog/shark hybrid, Jeff is safe.

Date: 2022-03-02 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] blues32
Wait, isn't Curt separated from the Lizard now? The same way Spidey and Peter were separated for a while? Is this Curt or the Lizard? Or both? Or neither?

Maxine seems to have trouble connecting dots. You. Done. Fucked. Him. Up. You took his moral compass and put magnets around it. Ben can no longer be trusted to act rationally, let alone heroically. Stop being surprised when he does crazy shit.
Edited Date: 2022-03-02 05:49 pm (UTC)

Date: 2022-03-02 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] tinygaylaura
"You should think twice about doing this"

"I won't even think once!"

Date: 2022-03-02 07:08 pm (UTC)
starwolf_oakley: Charlie Crews vs. Faucet (Default)
From: [personal profile] starwolf_oakley
A Ranma 1/2 parody on YouTube had a similar line.

"This is probably a bad idea, but I just don't care anymore."

Date: 2022-03-02 08:25 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shakalooloo
Amazing that he recognised Connors at all! Unless all lizard-people just look the same to him!

Date: 2022-03-02 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] scorntx
It's a lizard person wearing a lab coat. There's not exactly a lot of them in the Marvel Universe.

(Unless this is Connors Kurt, who was also turned into a labcoat wearing lizard person.)

Date: 2022-03-03 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] super_fly
As ripped up as it is, for his size that still seems like a pretty big labcoat.
He must go the to same place Banner shops at.

Date: 2022-03-03 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] tinygaylaura
Lizard: I think we all see the real monster here

And it is called prejudice

Spider-Man: I mean you did also eat that family that seems pretty monstrous

Lizard: No shut up

Date: 2022-03-03 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] blues32
Spider-Man: And you ate your own son....

Lizard: He got better!

Spider-Man: He's a lizard-boy and hates it!

Lizard: Your mask is dumb!

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