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Jesus and Buddha go to Ikea, where they encounter a salesperson burdened with glorious purpose .

If that cupboard breaks, does it signal the beginning of Ragnarok?

Looks like Loki’s latest punishment is being made to work retail.

I’m not sure if I would want Jormungandr to carry my stuff. I would take five steps then die, probably. Then again, Fenrir would probably take your hand off when you offered a tip.

Date: 2023-11-04 01:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] iormungand
I'd like to see how Jormungandr carries something with no arms. I'd like to see Jormungandr even if it's the last thing I see. A+

Date: 2023-11-04 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] remial
Looks like Loki’s latest punishment is being made to work retail.

I've worked in retail. I'd rather be chained to a rock and have snake venom drip into my eyes for all eternity.

also, did you see they found the largest Mosasaur fossil yet, and they have named it Jormungandr.

Date: 2023-11-05 12:00 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] cainofdreaming
At least Sköll ain't an option. Just imagine the lunch break.

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