Spidey Super Stories: Beware The Hair
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scans_dailyOh yeah. We're doing this.
An Inhuman is peacefully co-existing with others, which is obviously shocking news, so Jameson goes to investigate.
"Then the imposter foolishly gave herself away by talking about peaceful co-existence, which we all know no real Inhuman would ever do."
Man, Peter's come so far since the days when he'd break into the Baxter Building to beat up the Fantastic Four until they gave him a job.
Thinking that someone is evil because they're wearing a mask when you yourself are wearing a mask is a fine example of girl logic. If this were 2006, you could do an SNL sketch about it, go viral on Dailymotion.
Feels like a guy could get a lot of mileage out of that last panel.
Wha... do you have any idea how tall the Statue of Liberty is? Okay, this kid is at least powered enough to make it onto the West Coast Avengers.
For good measure, they make Jameson construct a new playground anyway, which they really need, because there were two superheroes here and all anyone wanted them to do was make teeter-totters and swings with their superpowers.
An Inhuman is peacefully co-existing with others, which is obviously shocking news, so Jameson goes to investigate.
"Then the imposter foolishly gave herself away by talking about peaceful co-existence, which we all know no real Inhuman would ever do."
Man, Peter's come so far since the days when he'd break into the Baxter Building to beat up the Fantastic Four until they gave him a job.
Thinking that someone is evil because they're wearing a mask when you yourself are wearing a mask is a fine example of girl logic. If this were 2006, you could do an SNL sketch about it, go viral on Dailymotion.
Feels like a guy could get a lot of mileage out of that last panel.
Wha... do you have any idea how tall the Statue of Liberty is? Okay, this kid is at least powered enough to make it onto the West Coast Avengers.
For good measure, they make Jameson construct a new playground anyway, which they really need, because there were two superheroes here and all anyone wanted them to do was make teeter-totters and swings with their superpowers.
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Date: 2025-02-18 06:00 pm (UTC)