Big Breeda

[gargoylekitty]

The story begins with the Frees and co. cleaning up following their disastrous House Warming party(might post that later) when Scott starts to talk about Shilo taking over as Mister Miracle for good. So Oberon starts in with the 'You're not normal, stop trying', while Highfather is all 'it's your destiny', and Barda's guilt-tripping just a bit with 'We're not normal and at least you kinda know who you are ... and know your father.' when, suddenly, a boom tube appears.

Sheesh Scott, why's it gotta be about you? ;p


So, they do the standard 'first meeting' fight("blah, blah, blah" "Traitor!" "Roar!" "Nooo!" "I'll get you!" "blah") further destroying the Free's apartment and, eventually, taking it outside.

Finally, Scott and Shilo manage to distract the parademons giving Breeda and Barda a chance to settle down and talk things out. So, what do they talk about?

The Apokoliptian birds and the bees, of course! Wait... whut?

*gasp* Okay, so it's cheesy as hell and a little wtf(so her mother comes in fighting and plans to capture her as a way of getting to know her? 'big breeda'?). Anywho, the parademons escape and try to fry them though a light stops the blast.

So Highfather scares the parademons off for good. The fight over, they all head inside to talk about Scott again. This time the Frees agree to return to New Genesis with Highfather. Not wanting to feel left out, Breeda throws in a 'me too' and, a few short good-byes later, they're off.

Comments

[kiplingkat]

"Big Breeda"?...I'm sorry, but whomever came up with that name needs to be smacked. Repeatedly.

[gargoylekitty]

Heh, mte.

[thandrak]

To be honest? It's a horrible name, but... it is probably what Kirby would have called her.

[cmdr_zoom]

Motto.

or "Mother _____" (insert bad pun or alliterative name).

[lynxara]

Big Barda's mom being named Mother Mayhem would be a lot radder than Big Breeda.

[busterella]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[katzedecimal]

In the previous issue's notes, her name was given as "Big Bertha." 'Breeda' is but a small improvement.

[gargoylekitty]

Where are you getting that from?

[katzedecimal]

I had the issue. Not sure where it is right now, I'll go look for it. If I find it, I'll scan it.

[gargoylekitty]

If you want to, I just asked because I have it in front of me and looked through it but didn't see it any mention of a name just 'its going to be another more Barda-ful story next issue'. Was planning on posting scans of it and #26(the housewarming party story) later though so I'll probably give it another look when I'm not about to head to bed.

[gargoylekitty]

*it's

[lady-mondegreen.insanejournal.com]

"Bertha" is more subtle than "Breeda."

[halialkers]

I like Big Breedas and I cannot lie and all ya otha brothas can't deny....

[thebigapricot]

I love this series. You have to post the Housewarming party.

[crinos]

Also: If those big things behind her when she first shows up are supposed to be Breeda's kids, then I suppose she's been spending time with Etrigan.

Etrigan: The truth of this I cannot let pass, The demon did tap that ass!

Mr. Miracle: Okay, that was more info than I needed.

[halialkers]

The Darkseid does lend himself to abilities that some consider....unnatural.

[rainspirit]

It's a testament to my guttermind that I thought Big Breeda was a ... euphemism for something else happening. .___.

[foxhack]

And of course WE NEVER HEAR FROM HER AGAIN, right?

[gargoylekitty]

I almost ended the post with '...and she was never heard from again.' :\

[tavella]

Who is the artist? It's got an overall 90s feel, but in places the faces look very Kyle-Bakerish.

[bean_montag]

LOL, I thought OP came up with "Big Breeda".

Oyyy.

[la_fono]

Rectal forcefield?!

... Oh, wait.