Amalgam Universe Part 6
Mar. 21st, 2010 07:20 pmAs promised, the Awesome Arach-Kid features in this evening's post. Mixing the abilities of Spider-Man with the impish charm of Superboy gives us...

The excellent Spider-Boy Team-Up has already been posted, so I'm laying out the other Spi-Boy feature.
So Cadmus Labs is dealing with the breakout from containment of Bizarnage, who as a mash-up character only has half the language impediment of Bizarro (namely confusion of pronouns, present indicative verbs, etc. but not the opposite value system).


Cadmus Labs: Where the Only True Science, is MAD Science. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Sue: No time for your lame crush, Reed, I'm too busy being a badass, heroic secret agent. God, to think if I'd gone out with you in college. I'd be a tag-along lab assistant or something. Where's some aliens to shoot?
Spi-Boy heads off to the vehicle bay while passing Drs. Pym and Palmer arguing about macro vs. microscopic research fields. Doc Ock already has his wheels primed and ready.

*FLASHBACK!*


Radical!
But what about the fight with King Lizard? I don't care. More importantly, who was Octavius setting up Peter with?

"BZZZ BZZZBZ, BZZZ BZZZZ BZZ BZZZ BZZBZZ."
"What?"
"I said 'he looks delicious'."
"Uh..."
"I meant your mammalian sexual characteristics are quite attractive."
"Heh, so are yours."
"These are egg sacs."
"....Eeeeew."
Join us tomorrow for a look at one of the most confusing "legacy" Amalgam characters: SPEED DEMON.

The excellent Spider-Boy Team-Up has already been posted, so I'm laying out the other Spi-Boy feature.
So Cadmus Labs is dealing with the breakout from containment of Bizarnage, who as a mash-up character only has half the language impediment of Bizarro (namely confusion of pronouns, present indicative verbs, etc. but not the opposite value system).


Cadmus Labs: Where the Only True Science, is MAD Science. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Sue: No time for your lame crush, Reed, I'm too busy being a badass, heroic secret agent. God, to think if I'd gone out with you in college. I'd be a tag-along lab assistant or something. Where's some aliens to shoot?
Spi-Boy heads off to the vehicle bay while passing Drs. Pym and Palmer arguing about macro vs. microscopic research fields. Doc Ock already has his wheels primed and ready.

*FLASHBACK!*


Radical!
But what about the fight with King Lizard? I don't care. More importantly, who was Octavius setting up Peter with?

"BZZZ BZZZBZ, BZZZ BZZZZ BZZ BZZZ BZZBZZ."
"What?"
"I said 'he looks delicious'."
"Uh..."
"I meant your mammalian sexual characteristics are quite attractive."
"Heh, so are yours."
"These are egg sacs."
"....Eeeeew."
Join us tomorrow for a look at one of the most confusing "legacy" Amalgam characters: SPEED DEMON.
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Date: 2010-03-22 01:41 am (UTC)Okay, so Spider-Boy's like what, a year old, and Insect Queen looks to be mid 20s, early 30s.
OH MAH GAWD D:
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Date: 2010-03-22 02:04 am (UTC)Also: if we were to update Spider-Boy's origin to match Superboy's current origin a bit better ... does that mean that Norman Osborn is Spider-Boy's genetic donor?
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Date: 2010-03-22 08:36 am (UTC)Is the D.N.A. itself evil, or does it encode the genetic pattern for evil? If evil is genetic, then what does this mean for the chances of rehabilitating evil doers?!
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Date: 2010-03-22 11:54 am (UTC)What would be a good mashup with Secret Six?
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Date: 2010-03-22 03:01 pm (UTC)"....Eeeeew."
Yeah, second that.
checks 'em out anyway
Also, "evil DNA?" Heh. Yeah, no one's going to pick up anything wrong from Reed's crazyface.
Also, 616 Sue should join SHIELD when it's back up and running, and use her maiden name. Please?
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