Women of Marvel, featuring TITS

[stubbleupdate]

I commented on NSD earlier about Marvel's Year of Women. Part of that includes the two part Women of Marvel series, collecting stories previously published on Marvel.com

The cover's got its stars in burlesque gear and inside... it's got tits.




Uhhh... a pinup? By Greg Land? Why not just pay the strippers to wear the costumes themselves?

And then Black Cat's tits fight the tits of Satan's Daughter.




I'll probably give this one a miss.

Though I will say that the Enchantress does do rather well out of these Marvel women stories. I've not seen her in continuity much, but this year, she's been dotted around in lots of different places.

Comments

[kirke_novak]

I don't get the negativity. Men have so many things women don't have (strength, brains, intelligence, opinions, ambition) that's it's great Marvel produces something that focuses on that one (two, ha!) thing that women have and men don't but want. If there's anything else on those panels, I didn't notice it, because, you know, I was focused on something else.

The last panel though, babies want out and nothing can stop them (not like there's a lot to stop them in a first place). The next panel is filled with "pop" and freeeeeeeeedooooooooooooooom!

Sorry bro, gatta run, sandwiches to make, smiling and nodding to do, etc...

[angelophile]

This is from the collected volume? Because that was solicited with the Greg Land art on the cover. If it's been relegated to the inside and a new cover put in place, that might actually be progress (barely). If not and that crap's still on the cover... Depressing.

[whitesycamore]

Totally, bro. *fist bump* (check the balance on your man-card - you've just been credited some extra dude points).

And it's not like the male superheroes aren't all sexy and stuff too (I mean if you're a girl - no homo). Some of them have muscles and wear skin-tight outfits. That's basically the same thing isn't it?

[skalja]

This is the cover now. Um. I mean, it's Sara Pichelli and Christina Strain, so at least it's nicely drawn.

[skalja]

Dear god, Black Cat is wearing PLATFORM HEELS. Yeah, that makes sense for jumping around rooftops.

[terrykun]

...Amora in burlesque.

I am a happy man.

[shanejayell]

Dear Marvel

If you're trying to get women reading comics, THIS IS NOT THE WAY.

Yours, Me.

[icon_uk]

My god, it's the MU production of Mein Herr (or possibly this little number from Popular's "That Burning Sensation" )

[icon_uk]

Give Land his due, it takes some sort of skill to be able to draw beautiful, pneumatic woman and still render them as displaying all the lively, zestful animation of department store mannequins.

Imagine the same image, character for character, drawn by, say, Alan Davis, the pulchritude would still be there, but dammit, at least they'd look like they were ALIVE

[punishermax]

Who's up for some Halo brahs!?

I guess we're not invited...

[neev]

It's the Year of Marvel Women!

P.S. Real girls still have cooties go away! D:

[deepspaceartist]

I thought pneumatic was the work for machinery driven by air? What does it mean used as an adjective on people?

[icon_uk]

From wiktionary;

Adjective

pneumatic

1. Of, or related to air or other gases
2. Of, or related to pneumatics
3. Powered by, or filled with compressed air
4. (zoology) Having cavities filled with air
5. Spiritual; Of, or related to the pneuma
6. (of a woman) well-rounded; full-breasted; bouncy (especially during sex)

[rordulum]

You're all complaining about the gigantic boobs when the faces are drawn that badly? Priorities, people!

Though I've got to say, complaints of sexism and gratuitous cheesecake are blunted somewhat by the fact that this was drawn by a woman. Perhaps she was going for an Amanda Conner style, but missed.

[baihu]

Could be wrong, but Brave New World reference mayhaps?

[baihu]

Whatever's suppose to show here is so cheesecakey I literally can't load them!

[punishermax]

"So. We need to lure in more female readers. Ideas people, let's have em."

"Ponies. One every single cover. We could call it... "The Infinity Horseshoe". Ponies from each realm would have to fight for the stones of infinite Kindness and Friendship. Each gem would grant infinite hugs and love to the owner. The Evil PonyThanos will try to take the gems for the power of the Unkindlies. Boom, instant readership impact with girls."

"Frank that's a good plan, you earned your ration of cocaine today. C'mon guys, we need a new idea. Brainstorm. Shit, let's class this joint up for the ladies."

"Okay. Collectible cards that show how to make cakes and stuff. Chicks dig cooking right? Shit, I'm so fucking wasted."

"Good idea. Land, you've been quiet lately."

~Land stares up from a piece of paper he has doodled on. His eyes contain fiery intensity and imagination. As he stands the room is plunged into silence. All wait for the words that would change the face of comics.....forever."

"Tits."

~As the word is spoken it is as though electricity has exploded inside the room. Shocking each person with creativity. Tits. The word creates worlds of ideas, each one balanced on the orb that each man focused on. Land spoke again.~

"I wish to create a comic where tits can run free. Where females are free to jump and bounce without fear of retribution. My work shall redefine an era of comics. Each bounce and wave will set precedents for the comic industry. We will show women that we understand what they want. As the great Mel Gibson said, "WHAT WOMEN WANT!". I will stand on the bridge of the ship that will sail a new journey across the sky and the imaginations of each woman who reads. They will understand that in Land there is freedom. Freedom to wear skimpy costumes and punch people. Freedom to do that thing where you bite your themb and smile. Freedom to COPY FROM PORN. FREEDOM I SAY. THE FREEDOM THAT ALL MANKIND SPEAKS OF."

"T IS FOR THE TRIUMPH THAT I HAVE CREATED.
I IS FOR THE INTELLIGENT WRITING THAT SHALL FLOW FROM IT.
T IS FOR THE TOWERING BRILLIANCE I WIELD.
S IS FOR THE SHADOW MY MAGNIFICENCE WILL BRING UPON THE WORLD."

"TITS MY FRIENDS....TITS!"

[kingrockwell]

I would read the Infinity Horseshoe. Just sayin'.

[nezchan]

Yeah, apparently the tits are so big they won't fit through my intertubes. Can't see a single image.

[fajrdrako]

Well, these comics aren't being marketed to or for women. Which I think is a pity, because it would be great if they were. But I get lots of eye candy in other comics, so I can afford to shrug and skip these.

It's too bad, though, since there are characters I'd like to read about. Seems to me they could put out a comic about women with superpowers that pleases everyone?

[icon_uk]

Spot on, that is indeed where I first heard the term, though I've heard it used to describe the... inflated nature of certain ladies... umm.... chest-al areas a few times since then,

[icon_uk]

Motto!

[punishermax]

I'm tempted to write it now.

[althechi]

Well said.

[kirke_novak]

I kinda brought this upon myself, haven't I? With all that trousers- wearing, comicbook reading, Playstation playing antics. Between this, the fact that my boobs aren't big enough to even apply to SHIELD and mentioning several times how I wouldn't mind being a feeling in the Santana/Brittany sandwich, I'm surprised ppl don't mistake me for a guy more often.

...

Oh who am I kidding! Your asses are mine! And I'll finish you off with a round of Tekken!