Scarier than clowns: Chick tracts

[galateus]

And now, a holiday classic, showing the true face of that eeevil heathen holiday called Halloween, or as Chick tracts call it...

Satan's birthday!

Comments

[kumu_cyne]

While this whole thing makes me sort of weirded out the panel with "I forgot my chainsaw!" makes me laugh hysterically for no good reason.
Also Chick tracts used to scare the hell out of me when I was a little kid. There was a neighbor who handed those out while projecting a movie on his garage door about how Halloween was evil. And not like a nice "kid-friendly" one. The sounds from it could probably be described as a cat being skinned alive with freaky visuals. Needless to say we skipped that house in later years. :/
But yeah, I've just learned to ignore stuff like this for my own sanity. Learned that lesson when I spent a whole day in middle school arguing the age of earth with a friend who deflected any argument I made with "The bible doesn't say that.".

[chaobell]

Clearly, Satan has no power without a chainsaw.

[leikomgwtfbbq]

I wish I had a picture of Jeremy Clarkson with the chainsaw during the Top Gear Bolivian adventure.

"POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

[kumu_cyne]

:D

[leikomgwtfbbq]

I'll love you forever now. XD

(Also, lol@ James' expression. that man is adorable)

[kumu_cyne]

After I looked it up I had to make a gif. :D
Honestly if I saw Jeremy Clarkson with a chainsaw I'd have an expression similar to that as well. I agree about him being adorable.

[leikomgwtfbbq]

There should be a whole show dedicated to Jeremy running around with a chainsaw and being hilarious. XD

I kind of wish I had Jeremy as a crazy awesome uncle or something. XD