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And I probably shouldn't sully this post with a cheap smutty gag, but c'mon, there are only so many opportunities for sex and banana jokes I get!

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This was released as a giveaway for use in American high schools, so I don't see a problem with posting the whole thing. If Mods feel otherwise, let me know.








And I probably shouldn't sully this post with a cheap smutty gag, but c'mon, there are only so many opportunities for sex and banana jokes I get!
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Date: 2011-01-29 04:55 am (UTC)I read something Roald Dahl wrote for the London Underground that was something similar to this - not to do with condoms, of course; it involved train safety. He basically said, 'look, I understand all this stuff sounds boring when it comes from your parents or teachers, but seriously, nasty stuff could happen if you don't watch out, so here are a few pointers to help you do so.' (Of course, it helped that he was Roald Dahl - I mean, if Roald Dahl told you not to do a thing, would you really have the nerve to do it?)