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Greetings True Believers!
What's nice about being an Avenger?
Ask Spidey!
Peter is fighting a Mandrill-controlled Spider-Woman while Madam Web and Shang-Chi look on.
Apparently Peter has lost his Spidey-Sense and his fighting style has suffered. But he manages to defeat Mandrill and now time for the clean-up.


Ha.
Shang-Chi offers to train Spidey. Montage time. In preparation for the whole "Island of Spiders" thing.
After teaching him some skillz, He begins to help Spidey develop a martial arts form based around his powers. "The Way of the Spider".
I'm assuming it's like, "Punch, punch, kick, web, kick, banter! banter!"
What's nice about being an Avenger?
Ask Spidey!
Peter is fighting a Mandrill-controlled Spider-Woman while Madam Web and Shang-Chi look on.
Apparently Peter has lost his Spidey-Sense and his fighting style has suffered. But he manages to defeat Mandrill and now time for the clean-up.


Ha.
Shang-Chi offers to train Spidey. Montage time. In preparation for the whole "Island of Spiders" thing.
After teaching him some skillz, He begins to help Spidey develop a martial arts form based around his powers. "The Way of the Spider".
I'm assuming it's like, "Punch, punch, kick, web, kick, banter! banter!"
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Date: 2011-05-08 11:44 am (UTC)Tis a shame, for the Norns have written that Heimdalls tears couldst cure cancer, if only he would shed them for lack of might.
Tis also said when Heimdall does pushups, he does not lift himself, rather he pushes Midguard down upon the celestial tree.
If thou can see Heimdall, Heimdall can see thoust. If thou can see Heimdall, he can STILL see thou. Also, you may be about to die.
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Date: 2011-05-08 12:49 pm (UTC)Would he see that?
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Date: 2011-05-08 04:22 pm (UTC)