Pants!?! Hercules laughs at your "pants" mortal!

[blue_bolt]

Yeah I know that the title isn't apt given that Hercules himself is a mortal at the moment, but still I think that Hercules is the anti-Hulk, his pants always come off:)

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Look at the girl in yellow (Firestar), follow her line of sight, and share in her delight!

Ooh! I made a rhyme, I feel like a 49,000 year old Vandal Savage, how refreshing.

Sadly, the girl in the preview picture before the one I linked to? Yeah, that's Carlie, she lives! Oh well, she seems to be worried about something involving a tattoo, what with her being naked and all...
Yeah, there's not going to be any justice here at all... (*crosses fingers*)  Hopefully someone notices the affect of her drunken stupidity inked on her flesh (normally I high five the NYPD - she's the exception).

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Comments

[kevinroc]

MJ got to be awesome. Someone should post the scans of awesome Spider-MJ.

[nightauditguy]

MJ did get to be awesome
Cap was cured of being Spider-King
Cloak and Dagger now have switched powers
Spidey has his spider sense back
Kaine is now a long haired Peter clone
Spider-Girl (Anya Corazon) teamed up with The Kingpin and Hobgoblin to take on the Sisterhood of the Waps to prevent them from killing everyone who had turned into a spider.

[glimmung]

Okay that last one is just WTF on all levels.

[nightauditguy]

Yeah it was though Madam Web told Anya she would team up with her enemy and Kingpin revealed to Spider-Girl he knew who she was so she figured Web meant him. What Web really meant was that Anya would team up with the queen of the wasps to prevent the mutated spider people from going to reinforce all the other spiders that were helping the Spider-Queen.

[glimmung]

So Dagger can now teleport and requires light from cloak?!

[darkblade]

How did this whole Spider mess change Cloak and Dagger's powers?

[long_silence]

The connection to Spider-Island is tenuous at best.

Mr. Negative, the Crime boss from China Town, spoke to a fortune teller who told him that Dagger would one day kill him.

So Mr. Negative and his goons attacked and captured Cloak and Dagger while they were separated and busy fighting the thousands of Spider-Men and Man-Spiders attacking New York.

But instead of trying to kill Dagger in order to prevent the prophecy from coming true, Mr. Negative decided to use his negative touch power on her in order to make her into the person who would kill him. She got the shadow powers and couldn't control them. Cloak begged Mr. Negative to reverse his powers as well so that he could give Dagger the light.

Then they kissed and destroyed a few city blocks.