How big?

[tugrul]

From Gambit #9



Just guys being guys… standing around… talking… comparing size…



Or maybe they're just playing rock, paper, scissors. :P

Comments

[chrisdv]

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Hammer.

[salinea]

hammer wins over claw which wins over shield which wins over hammer!

[shadowpsykie]

so the hammer wins?

because the if the shield covers the hammer, the claws still break the shield, releaseling the hammer which then smashes the claws....

[salinea]

if that's the way you want to see it!

[halloweenjack]

Claw doesn't win over shield.

[moetushie]

No, no, they're clearly playing Claws, Shield, Hammer. Claws beat Shield, Hammer beats Claws, and Hammer hammers everything.

[rainspirit]

The handle of Thor's hammer got cut in half in the Norse legends, right?

It's okay, bro. A shortened length doesn't make you less of a man. We're with you, dude.

[silicondream]

It's the size of the head that really matters, anyway.

[ablackraptor]

For more amusing Norse facts about Thor's hammer. Because the handle was too short, Thor was able to make it bigger it by rubbing it. I'm not making this up (though my source may have, I admit that is possible).

[skemono]

A-yup.

[his_spiffynesss]

Can we take the obvious Captain Hammer joke as read?

[crinos]

I Heard somewhere that Mjolnir weighs as much as a neutron star, and it has to be that small cause if it was any bigger it would be too heavy for even Thor to use.

[stolisomancer]

Obviously, Wolverine's still a little salty over Thor knocking his face off his head in Uncanny Avengers.

[nezchan]

Some guys'll carry a grudge over anything.

[lieut_kettch]

Rock, paper, scissors?

Claws, shield, hammer?

Adamantium, Vibranium, Uru?

[mullon]

Claws, Hammer, Patriotism.

[pallas_athena]

Little do they know they are all about to get pwnd by FIERY CHANDELIER OF DOOOOOOM